Seth's definitions

cockmonger

One who loves and worships the cock so much, that they can summon it at great will

"That bitch is such a cockmonger!"

by Seth March 23, 2005

bookaki

grosse ass porn when guys shoot there load all over the girls face and she ends up smelling like old goat cheese

that girl stinks i bet she just got done with a bookaki shot

by seth October 20, 2003

dutch door

Sex position used usually on your mother

John had your grandma and sister in a dutch door tornado.

by Seth July 11, 2003

TKE

Acronym for Tau Kappa Epsilon, the best fraternity in the fucking world.

Some Kid: TKE is awsome!
Me: Then rush.

by Seth May 13, 2005

gimped

"messed up", "broken",

"that is gimped of you to cheat in pool"

by seth November 17, 2003

Mong

One who is sexy and derives income from the earnings of a prostitute usually by soliciting business.

"Dang! that girl just got monged."
"Man.. you sure are mongin' today"

by Seth February 9, 2005

Barney

The security guard that led half-life on its way to the top.

CS lives because of Barney.

by Seth August 4, 2004