Seshie's definitions

trinket

A nifty little thing that you can fidget with.

I bought a little glass princess trinket at the Mini Shop last week, and I've found myself fidgeting with it at least once a day.

by Seshie November 6, 2019

mousefest

When a person has a cage full of mice, releases them and scares other people.

They just decided to have a mousefest and scared a little girl.

by Seshie April 25, 2009

Mini Nifty

A sample-heavy sound collage band from Grand Rapids, Michigan, known for many comical mixes, but most famous for their 2017 song Women of the World. They are to West Michigan what Negativland is to the San Francisco area.

Julie: What song will you use as the theme to the women's rights event?
Liz: Women of the World by Mini Nifty!
*All women start cheering*

by Seshie June 15, 2018

shhh

The sound pipe cleaners would make if they were alive.

I fell asleep holding a pipe cleaner; when it said "shhh", I woke up instantly and realized that I was only dreaming about the pipe cleaner being alive.

by Seshie November 13, 2019

Porkuary

The month of pork. The month where farmers celebrate pork, host pig roasts and sing happy songs about bacon.

I spent all of Porkuary outside cookin' ham on the grill!

by Seshie September 11, 2019

PWTP

Porn without the porn: an "R-rated" softcore version of an adult film with no explicit sex scenes.

On Dailymotion, you can watch a PWTP version of Debbie Does Dallas! No graphic sex, just some mild language and Playboy-like nudity! I wonder if any anti-hardcore people are watching the movie now!

by Seshie March 14, 2015

smoke the chair

The act of someone getting mad and throwing his chair into a campfire he may be sitting by.

I'm pretty freakin' mad at you, so I'll smoke the chair.

by Seshie February 19, 2009