holding

To have drugs to sell

Buyer - Yo, You Holding?
Seller - Yea, everything but crack, heroin and your cock.

by Sergio Galindo March 30, 2007

Black Dream

To wish you had a bigger penis.

Man, I wish I was living the Black Dream, but I'm stuck in this Japanese nightmare!

by Sergio Galindo July 02, 2008

Go Khan

While playing a video game, to get completely mad because you are losing that you just turn off your system and not talk to anybody for hours and eventually blame your teammate for something you couldn't do.

Typical Khan - OMGGGGGGGGGG! THESE KIDS SUCK! WHY AM I LOSING?! WHAT THE FUCK?! OMGGGG! OM-*turns off xbox*

-2 Hours Later-
Typical Khan - Im leaving the clan to join my scrub friend's clan which just so happens to be the 10th ranked clan!
Chill Guy - wow...That guy just went go khan...

by Sergio Galindo January 11, 2009

MP

Abbreviation for Man Power.

Sergio - Hey, i think i saw you walking outside the store with your girlfriend, I didn't say hi because I wasn't sure if it was you...
Mario - Who was carrying the bags?
Sergio - The man of course...
Mario - Than it wasn't me...
Sergio - Wow, that's some serious MP

by Sergio Galindo September 24, 2007

second place

Fancy word for losing.

Judge : Congratulations, your dog won second place in the tournament.
Dog Owner : Second Place?! That's a fancy word for losing! *smacks dog*

by Sergio Galindo July 30, 2007

midget

God's personal punch lines.

Carlos is such a midget, everytime I see him I just wanna laugh.

by Sergio Galindo January 11, 2009

milk dance

Milk Dance refers to getting a lap dance as where the stripper is rubbing her breasts all over you.

Oscar : Hey dude whats up?
Edgar : Nothing much, dude its 2am...
Oscar : Yea i know! Anyway, you wanna go get a milk dance?
Edgar : Your pathetic.

by Sergio Galindo December 24, 2007