Senator Foreskin's definitions

Pumpkin squats

The act of taking a shit in the way Andrew Hussie does when there is no bathroom in sight. Commonly done by the small minority of degenerates who follow Andrew's career.

Man, I tried pumpkin squats yesterday and it blew me right away. Because I love the huss, I shat a lot of fuck. That's the word I use for shit, because I swear on every bit! Fuck, fuckity, Streisand fuck!

by Senator Foreskin July 21, 2023

Fucking cis scum.

The excuse to everything wrong in life, including bike stealing, crimes, anti-ethnic rights, etc.

Q: Why don't you love this show?
S: Fucking cis scum.

Q: How come the guy didn't get his own meal yet, and what's so bad about that?
S: Fucking cis scum.

Q: Why do you hate those who oppose otherkin?
S: Fucking cis scum.

Q: Why do you not like rape?
S: Fucking cis scum. They do nothing but rape me and my friends.

by Senator Foreskin July 21, 2023

Racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, xenophobic

Common political buzzwords people use to describe those that they hate.

If you think those aren't the correct words to my sentence then you're racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, xenophobic, and antisemitic, and you have no place in the world other than the fact that you should unironically kill yourself.

by Senator Foreskin July 21, 2023

Typing quirk

The way George Bush types in the IRC to his private American buddies.

<BUSH> h2y, wh2ts 2p?
<JFKoo> George I don't understand your typing quirk
<BUSH> w2ll f2ck y22 th2n

by Senator Foreskin July 14, 2023

Looks like Vegas

One of the best fucking questions Doug Walker could ask

Doug: It looks like Vegas. Why does it look like Vegas?
Jamie: Probably because you're a fucking looney

by Senator Foreskin July 14, 2023

A grand day out

A dirty Mario 3 Athletic lyric dub which tells the story of an ecstatic hobo driving, raiding your house, and taking all your money while you sleep. It's lulzy as it is.

1: A grand day out slaps ass, yo!
2: Fo sure, my man!
1: DRIVING AND I'M SPEEDING AND I'M VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING
2: SWERVING AND I'M SCREAMING AND I VIOLENTLY CUM!

by Senator Foreskin June 17, 2023

Stairs

The most dangerous stunt man can ever achieve to survive: a white, wide staircase which goes on forever on every step. People are often stupid enough to fall for it.

FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS.........

by Senator Foreskin June 17, 2023