Senator Foreskin's definitions

Pumpkin squats

The act of taking a shit in the way Andrew Hussie does when there is no bathroom in sight. Commonly done by the small minority of degenerates who follow Andrew's career.

Man, I tried pumpkin squats yesterday and it blew me right away. Because I love the huss, I shat a lot of fuck. That's the word I use for shit, because I swear on every bit! Fuck, fuckity, Streisand fuck!

by Senator Foreskin July 21, 2023

Homosuck

The comical, mock corruption of "Homestuck," the name of a very influential, yet infamous webcomic. The term was also used in an intermission from the webcomic to mock the usage of the word AND mock Homestuck itself as well.

Homestuck? Best webcomic? Pssh, that's a fucking stretch. Who cares about Homosuck nowadays? Who still whacks their fanny to Bro? Who still gives a shit about the "scratch" thing? Not many people anymore, that's for true. I only care about what I like. We just move on, that's all.

by Senator Foreskin June 17, 2023

Looks like Vegas

One of the best fucking questions Doug Walker could ask

Doug: It looks like Vegas. Why does it look like Vegas?
Jamie: Probably because you're a fucking looney

by Senator Foreskin July 14, 2023

Comma Abuse

When people, of course, overuse a specific, English, character, to the point where the writer, has attempted, an act, considered, as "Comma Abuse." It is annoying, for the reader, to try and make out, from the actual words, such as the constant, excessive, pauses, every, single, word. Aspies, also, do, this, too. Does, this, annoy, you?

You can't put a comma like that! You can't put commas before who! I hate comma abuse! It's so aggravating!

by Senator Foreskin February 26, 2023

A grand day out

A dirty Mario 3 Athletic lyric dub which tells the story of an ecstatic hobo driving, raiding your house, and taking all your money while you sleep. It's lulzy as it is.

1: A grand day out slaps ass, yo!
2: Fo sure, my man!
1: DRIVING AND I'M SPEEDING AND I'M VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING
2: SWERVING AND I'M SCREAMING AND I VIOLENTLY CUM!

by Senator Foreskin June 17, 2023

Racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, xenophobic

Common political buzzwords people use to describe those that they hate.

If you think those aren't the correct words to my sentence then you're racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, xenophobic, and antisemitic, and you have no place in the world other than the fact that you should unironically kill yourself.

by Senator Foreskin July 21, 2023

Rands

The original Jerkcity chat owner before being ejected in 2018.

T RANDS BY THAT DO YOU MEAN BEATING YOU SILLY AND SHOVING YOUR HEAD JNTO A BATHTUB FULL OF WARM PISS

T RANDS IF SO COUNT ME IN ???

by Senator Foreskin June 17, 2023