Senator Foreskin's definitions

Rands

The original Jerkcity chat owner before being ejected in 2018.

T RANDS BY THAT DO YOU MEAN BEATING YOU SILLY AND SHOVING YOUR HEAD JNTO A BATHTUB FULL OF WARM PISS

T RANDS IF SO COUNT ME IN ???

by Senator Foreskin June 17, 2023

Homosuck

The comical, mock corruption of "Homestuck," the name of a very influential, yet infamous webcomic. The term was also used in an intermission from the webcomic to mock the usage of the word AND mock Homestuck itself as well.

Homestuck? Best webcomic? Pssh, that's a fucking stretch. Who cares about Homosuck nowadays? Who still whacks their fanny to Bro? Who still gives a shit about the "scratch" thing? Not many people anymore, that's for true. I only care about what I like. We just move on, that's all.

by Senator Foreskin June 17, 2023

Stairs

The most dangerous stunt man can ever achieve to survive: a white, wide staircase which goes on forever on every step. People are often stupid enough to fall for it.

FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS.........

by Senator Foreskin June 17, 2023

A grand day out

A dirty Mario 3 Athletic lyric dub which tells the story of an ecstatic hobo driving, raiding your house, and taking all your money while you sleep. It's lulzy as it is.

1: A grand day out slaps ass, yo!
2: Fo sure, my man!
1: DRIVING AND I'M SPEEDING AND I'M VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING
2: SWERVING AND I'M SCREAMING AND I VIOLENTLY CUM!

by Senator Foreskin June 17, 2023

Comma Abuse

When people, of course, overuse a specific, English, character, to the point where the writer, has attempted, an act, considered, as "Comma Abuse." It is annoying, for the reader, to try and make out, from the actual words, such as the constant, excessive, pauses, every, single, word. Aspies, also, do, this, too. Does, this, annoy, you?

You can't put a comma like that! You can't put commas before who! I hate comma abuse! It's so aggravating!

by Senator Foreskin February 26, 2023

FAST N' LOOSE

When you decreasingly lose some of your artistic talent in a few days resulting in very low-detail design. You suddenly get tired of working on your artwork and got the decision for someone else do the work for you because you've wasted your talent... And wasted your potential.

It was too much work for me. I had to go fast and loose to save time. You hear me? FAST N' LOOSE. LESS TALENT MORE BULLSHIT.

by Senator Foreskin March 11, 2023

Friday Night Fruitbowl

Some stupid game that a bunch of cockatoos play daily. It's like we're supposed to tolerate your game, when we can't even do it. Also, NinjaMuffin is racist too. It's a virus that's killing the interwebs.

Jack: Hey I like Friday Night Fruitbowl!
Black: You like Friday Night Pooptickler!
Sack: Is that so?
Fack: Of course!

by Senator Foreskin February 17, 2023