Senator Assface's definitions

chris tucker

The annoying, non-funny, and cheaper Chris Rock body double.

Meh, Chris Rock costs too much...let's go with Chris Tucker instead!

by Senator Assface August 6, 2006

Colorguard

Cheerleading for the girls who weren't hot enough to be cheerleaders.

Sure cheerleaders are self-centered cunts, but they're atleast hot....the colorguard girls are the same...just not as hot...sometimes not even hot at all.

by Senator Assface August 28, 2006

sean paul

Stupid mumbling bastard whose shit somehow passes off for music.
See also douchebag
Not a talented musician...much like Lil'Jon, Ja Rule, P.Diddy, etc. May they all burn in hell.

I thought Twista was hard to understand...then I head Sean Paul.

by Senator Assface August 9, 2006

republicriminal

All members of the republican party.

Republicriminal scum...

by Senator Assface September 18, 2006

Soccer Hooligan

Drunken badasses. Soccer Hooligans are my only reason to see a foot ball game...because they always make it interesting.

Fuck around with a soccer hooligan, and expect to lay on the ground.

by Senator Assface August 28, 2006

Karl Rove

the master of puppets...

Karl Rove: "hahahaha dance for me!!!"
Bush: "yes master" *proceeds to dance*

by Senator Assface July 16, 2006

TI-84 Plus

It keeps math from being a pain in the ass!

The TI-84 Plus is the Aryan race of calculators.

by Senator Assface January 26, 2007