Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Senator Assface

depressed

The state in which you feel hopeless. Nothing works, or ever will, or even ever has for you. People hate you for no reason. Even God seems to hate you too. Every day is a repitition of the same events. You have no luck, and there's no way of changing it.

Depressed? Fix it all with the click of a shotgun.

by Senator Assface September 9, 2006

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Karl Rove

the master of puppets...

Karl Rove: "hahahaha dance for me!!!"
Bush: "yes master" *proceeds to dance*

by Senator Assface July 16, 2006

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sean paul

Stupid mumbling bastard whose shit somehow passes off for music.
See also douchebag
Not a talented musician...much like Lil'Jon, Ja Rule, P.Diddy, etc. May they all burn in hell.

I thought Twista was hard to understand...then I head Sean Paul.

by Senator Assface August 9, 2006

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chris tucker

The annoying, non-funny, and cheaper Chris Rock body double.

Meh, Chris Rock costs too much...let's go with Chris Tucker instead!

by Senator Assface August 6, 2006

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ditch

To leave someone or a group of people suddenly, often without their knowledge, making it all the more comical. Whoever said it comes from the German word dich is and idiot because dich means "you".

The German word dich has nothing to do with the English word ditch, numbnuts!

by Senator Assface November 8, 2007

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Highschool

Hell on Earth. Almost nothing positive comes from it. You're degraded, humiliated, ignored ,ect. The few girls who are actually good looking are dumber than a box of rocks, and further prove that girls want the guy who will treat them the most like shit over the one who won't. Everyone there acts like they are non-conforming or unique, or whatever the fuck they like to believe, despite it being far from reality. High school is also barely different from middle school despite what everyone tells you. There are still those stupid "cliques", there are still assfucks whose sole task in life is to make yours hell, and there are still stupid whores. The only differences are that you can leave campus, few people, if any, actually give a shit about you or what you do, drugs, sex, and alcohol start to become part of reality, and you also get less time to do the stupid work because you're trying to balance out the time between that,the job you'll probably have, and the assholes that are the closest things to friends you'll have.

Welcome to highschool! Enjoy your final four years of hell before collage!

by Senator Assface November 2, 2006

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