Senator Assface's definitions

sean paul

Stupid mumbling bastard whose shit somehow passes off for music.
See also douchebag
Not a talented musician...much like Lil'Jon, Ja Rule, P.Diddy, etc. May they all burn in hell.

I thought Twista was hard to understand...then I head Sean Paul.

by Senator Assface August 9, 2006

Karl Rove

the master of puppets...

Karl Rove: "hahahaha dance for me!!!"
Bush: "yes master" *proceeds to dance*

by Senator Assface July 16, 2006

Highschool

Hell on Earth. Almost nothing positive comes from it. You're degraded, humiliated, ignored ,ect. The few girls who are actually good looking are dumber than a box of rocks, and further prove that girls want the guy who will treat them the most like shit over the one who won't. Everyone there acts like they are non-conforming or unique, or whatever the fuck they like to believe, despite it being far from reality. High school is also barely different from middle school despite what everyone tells you. There are still those stupid "cliques", there are still assfucks whose sole task in life is to make yours hell, and there are still stupid whores. The only differences are that you can leave campus, few people, if any, actually give a shit about you or what you do, drugs, sex, and alcohol start to become part of reality, and you also get less time to do the stupid work because you're trying to balance out the time between that,the job you'll probably have, and the assholes that are the closest things to friends you'll have.

Welcome to highschool! Enjoy your final four years of hell before collage!

by Senator Assface November 2, 2006

TI-84 Plus

It keeps math from being a pain in the ass!

The TI-84 Plus is the Aryan race of calculators.

by Senator Assface January 26, 2007

ja rule

punk....ass....bitch.

I'm not much for G-Unit...but they're a whole-fuckin-lot better than that punk bitch Ja Rule and Murder Inc.

by Senator Assface August 26, 2006

depressed

The state in which you feel hopeless. Nothing works, or ever will, or even ever has for you. People hate you for no reason. Even God seems to hate you too. Every day is a repitition of the same events. You have no luck, and there's no way of changing it.

Depressed? Fix it all with the click of a shotgun.

by Senator Assface September 9, 2006

scenester

The only group of people that I despise more than emos. They are pretty much emos really...the only difference is that they try to be happy and emos do not. It is pretty much a standard that a scenester has a myspace with over 500 friends, 1000 comments, a never ending supply of random pictures of them that have been altered in some way (i.e turning up the contrast so that it's really bright and disguises blemishes.), and around 60 to 70 comments on said pictures on average. They are also total whores when it comes to myspace. Another thing that is required by a scenester is to <3 dinos and robots x some random and very large number becuase it's the trendyXcore thing to do. If that wasn't stupid enough, they also have a penchant for saying "fosho", "&&", "luff", "sup nigz", "cunt", and a good number of other fucktarded words and phrases. Scenesters also have very poor tastes in music such as Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Panic At The Disco, Motion City Soundtrack, Taking Back Sunday, Yellowcard, etc. In other words, complete shit. You can pick a scenester out easily. First, they all have a shittily home done hair cut that is choppy and is usually dyed black with like 5 to 10 other random (usually bright/neon) color streeks. Second, they almost always wear some sort of stupid vintage tee. Third, and last, they most always hang out in a med. to large group because they are pussies. Oh and yeah this shit is true, because I do know some scenesters in real life. They are really like this. FUCK SCENESTERS AND ALL OF THEIR PUNK BITCH SHIT!

Me: "I see that you have a Led Zepplin shirt on..."
Scenester: "They are my fave band! They are hardxcore x1043698763, fosho!"
Me: "Right.....name a song by them then."
Scenester: "well...uhhhh....ummmm....smells like teen spirit?"
Me: "You are fucking stupid."

by Senator Assface August 27, 2006