Semolina Pilchard's definitions

Darkerness

As dark as dark can get.

An expanded depth of darkness

The darkerness of the night was like a portrait of Johnny Cash by Rembrandt.

by Semolina Pilchard February 28, 2019

itchy stick

A back scratcher

Janet, would you please hand me the itchy stick, I have spot in my back I can’t reach.

by Semolina Pilchard May 27, 2020

Crazy unlike a fox

Regular crazy with no underlying cleverness or plan

Trump’s garbled thought processes, verbal gibberish and poor decision making all combine to demonstrate how he is crazy unlike a fox.

by Semolina Pilchard June 12, 2018

Dumpster driving

Someone driving a car that has an interior visibly packed with trash and miscellaneous junk.

Did you see that dude dumpster driving down Main St. in that puke green ‘85 Chevy Cavalier?

by Semolina Pilchard September 18, 2018

MAGAts

Donald Trump loyalists

MAGAts will defend their hero Trump regardless of the damage it does to American democracy .

by Semolina Pilchard February 19, 2018

Faucism

Mask-wearing, frequent hand washing, social distancing and avoiding large gatherings of people in an effort to stop the spread of COVID-19 among the populace. Named after Infectious Disease expert Dr. Anthony Fauci.

Expecting me to wear a mask, wash my hands and socially distancing takes away my freedom. It’s the downright tyranny of Faucism!

by Semolina Pilchard October 30, 2020

Trumpological liar

Someone who habitually tells ridiculously easily proven lies.

Nevermind Representative Swift, Martians didn’t actually land in his district; he’s just a Trumpological liar

by Semolina Pilchard March 10, 2020