Diarrhea of the Mouse

Uncontrollable rambling via internet - email, blog, instant message, etc. Spin-off of the original phrase "diarrhea of the mouth."

The compulsive blogger suffered a severe case of diarrhea of the mouse.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 17, 2008

CEO-ment

When upper management makes a breathtakingly stupid spur-of-the-moment request or decision.

It was a true CEO-ment when my boss asked to see the pixels on our new logo.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 25, 2008

Scrubble

Describes facial hair halfway between stubble and a beard.

After several weeks of not shaving, he had achieved nice scrubble.

by Semiuseful Magazine October 22, 2008

bi-party line

Voting for a different presidential candidate than the rest of your party line.

This election, more voters swung bi-party line.

by Semiuseful Magazine November 06, 2008

fussmuppet

One who is comically fussy, finnicky, nitpicky, etc.

My grandmother is a fussmuppet about table manners.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 24, 2008

pukesicle

Vomit that's frozen.

There were several pukesicles in my front yard after New Year's.

by Semiuseful Magazine January 02, 2009

bipoller

Voter who selects mixed parties on a ballot.

Younger voters tend to be bipoller.

by Semiuseful Magazine January 27, 2009