Seezar Sewickley's definitions

Viet Cong Flapjacked

Whenever you're walking underneath a canopy of tree's and an Asian man jumps from a hidden limb, lands on top of u, then takes a massive dump on your neck, right before he cuts your head off.

My brother was jogging on a trail, in the state park, when he got Viet Cong Flapjacked while training for a 20k Ironman course in North Korea!!

by Seezar Sewickley November 28, 2017

fung ducker

Person who makes passionate love to a pile of human feces (shit).

I realized I became a fung Ducker , when I'd rather come home from work and screw a pile of my wife's shit then her hammered pussy/asshole!

by Seezar Sewickley October 22, 2017

Al Qaeda Kickstand

When a suicide bomber accidentally detonates explosive device, during action of getting his dirty terrorist penis serviced glory hole style......in a local shithole bar restroom.

"Psychologically destroyed Woman found violently choking in the restroom of a local shithole bar, after known terrorists' drunken bombing schinaniagans leaves him totally fucked and one severed and extremely dirty penis jammed down the groaning crackheads throat". Crowning the "Al Qaeda kickstand", as the most unique way to send some crazy bitch to the looney bin, in 2018.

by Seezar Sewickley April 24, 2018

cummderslaw

Man who finds a way to ejaculate in any form of coleslaw, for any reason, through his entire life.

Before every family cookout, My brother alters the traditional coleslaw into cummderslaw, as he makes passionate love to the cabbage.........and cumms in it before it's used in the recipe.

by Seezar Sewickley January 12, 2018