The true definition of douchebag. One that is cheap and easily replaceable. A person that has horrid body odor that needs better hygiene. No one wants this person around..EVER.. They are easily bought with cheap candy and a sorry excuse for a human being. People like to throat punch these people as hard as they can and take out their frustrations on them as if they are their exes or nemesis. This person usually drives large automobiles to compensate for their extremely microscopic..well..you should know the human anatomy..
by SEBASTIAN March 04, 2015
Get the passmannmug. A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.
Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.
by Sebastian December 06, 2003
Get the Turd Smugglermug. 
A derogatory term describing a whiny, pathetic person. Often used for making fun of sore losers and friends who leave parties or other social functions too early because of a member of the opposite sex that the Merse is trying to bang.Also very useful for describing a pussy who can't eat/drink/party as much as their friends.
1. Wow, Levi and Jesse are such fucking Merses.
2. Holy shit, we really beat those fucking Merses at fooseball. I thought they were going to cry.
3. Wow, she really has his balls in her purse.. he's such a Merse!
4. I can't believe those Murses ditched the party to go try and get laid with those ho's!
2. Holy shit, we really beat those fucking Merses at fooseball. I thought they were going to cry.
3. Wow, she really has his balls in her purse.. he's such a Merse!
4. I can't believe those Murses ditched the party to go try and get laid with those ho's!
by Sebastian September 02, 2008
Get the Mersemug.