throw yourself off the boat

to indulge in NSFW fetish work. this includes both writing and watching
joe: yoo i spent all night watching some freaky stuffff
james: you really just throw yourself off the boat like that?
by SebaliMotherTrucker January 18, 2024
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zapper

when you take a piss outside in the cold and blistering weather, then go back inside and ur penis hurts like hell

can also apply if u take a piss almost straight after drinking carbonated drinks
aw man i just had a zapper
by SebaliMotherTrucker November 03, 2023
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intercrural

When you rub your dick between your shortie's thighs repeatedly
kiersten got cum all over those thunder thighs of hers after carl was done doing intercrural with her
by SebaliMotherTrucker July 24, 2024
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Straighter than a line

A term used to describe heterosexuals who are undoubtedly and fully heterosexual, showing not even the slightest trace of homosexuality or bisexuality
Person: Ayo, i got 100% straight on the gay test! I'm straighter than a line!

*He proceeds to make out with Lauren for 5 hours*
by SebaliMotherTrucker October 29, 2023
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thunder thighs

the fattest of all thighs
i gotta find me a girl with some thunder thighs
by SebaliMotherTrucker June 17, 2024
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Ass guy

A man that loves thick asses on women, and often fantasizes about them
Thigh guy: Look at Rebecca's thick ass thighs!!
Ass guy: Nah, that's not the best part! I could use her ass as a fucking pillow!
by SebaliMotherTrucker October 29, 2023
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