Definitions by Sean M. Lennon

Gnarler

A weight-challenged unattractive female.

Q: "Dude did you see Rikki Lake in Crybaby?"
A: "yeah bro, that bitch is a gnarler"

Gnarler by Sean M. Lennon April 12, 2006

stonar 

A metaphysical ability to sense or seek out those who are holding. Somewhat like the stoner version of gaydar.

My stonar was in the red while in line to buy Willie Nelson concert tickets.

stonar by Sean M. Lennon April 12, 2006

slayer 

The compacted form of "see you later". Common amongst metalheads.

"I've gotta jet bro"
"alright bro, slayer"

slayer by Sean M. Lennon April 12, 2006

sack inch 

A cock so small it appears to dwell within the scrotum.

Now that you are sexually active let's go to the store and load up on fingercots for your sack inch so you don't contract a disease from your notoriously sexually active girlfriend.

sack inch by Sean M. Lennon March 11, 2006

hetdar

The opposite of gaydar. An ablilty to sense heterosexuality in another being. Useful when your newly uncloseted friend decides that every attractive male with a sense of style is gay, and tries to trump your totally logical arguments to the contrary by proclaiming to have gaydar.

gay dude: "Your buddy Steve is gay."
not gay dude: "no he isn't"
gay dude: "believe me I have gaydar, he's gay as Christmas"
not gay due: "Well I have hetdar, and he's about as gay as Wilt Chamberlin"
gay dude: "oh..."

hetdar by Sean M. Lennon March 9, 2006