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Definitions by Scythe Mercury

Santiago 

A person who loves his friends and will do anything for them. Falls in love easily and is also rejected often. Deserves all the love in the world. Is also boy crazy.
Gracie: Santiago, what are you doing
Santiago: I’m texting Alexei to see if she’s ok
Santiago by Scythe Mercury April 27, 2019
A wonderful human being who everyone would be happy to have. Is not afraid to be her true self, and even though she seems crazy on the outside, she is a person who feels deeply and is very smart.
Grace: guess what I just went to a school concert high
Giovanna: dear god.
Grace: you are super pretty
Grace by Scythe Mercury April 27, 2019
A complete mess. But secretly a nice and amazing person. Cares for his friends and will always be there for you.
Amy: what is max doing over there?
Emily: idk, I think he is consoling Santiago after his fifth mental breakdown of the day
Max by Scythe Mercury April 27, 2019

Thicc Remington 

The man with the juiciest ass in the world.
Trish: why is that photoshop app on your phone
Peter: I was using it to make thicc Remington’s ass even juicier

Freshman mango 

The type of juul flavor that is what develops the nicotine addiction in most highschool freshman’s.
Cate: my advice for my younger self is to not get addicted to freshman mango