13 definitions by Scut Monkey
Lawdy lawdy, Miss Scarlet, ah dun know nuthin bout birthin no babies, but ah does know y'all best open da winda cause I jest squeezed out one dem phantom uh da oprah an...........whoooo wheee, dat smell mo dan when ma ol' man come home aw liquored up lass friday night an shit in da bed.
by Scut Monkey August 8, 2009
by Scut Monkey August 9, 2009
(v.) to poo
by Scut Monkey August 8, 2009
(n) male sex organ which has become deformed into a shape resembling that of a saxaphone due to habitually jerking off.
by Scut Monkey August 11, 2009
Jefferson scored a fitty aight on his I.Q. test but thanks to affirmative action still got into Harvard.
by Scut Monkey August 8, 2009
Uto: Hey Nanookie, what do you say we lick each others genitals for an hour and then go out for some drinks at a klondike bar? Nanookie: Ok, but first help me skin this seal so I can feast on its entrails, yumma yumma.
by Scut Monkey August 8, 2009
Martian Luther King was green and came from Mars to destroy all of mankind, but otherwise he was pretty cool.
by Scut Monkey August 12, 2009