fung wah

a bus that goes from chinatown in boston to chinatown nyc. it's real cheap, but the bus is known to burst into flames on the way. i guess you'll pay one way or another.

i only have 15 dollars and i need to get to new york this weekend

take the fung wah!

by scuba steve September 12, 2006

Bottle Rocket

To tightly roll up a Listerine Strip and slip it into the urethra of one's penis.

"That dude is crazy sick! After recieving a hot carl he went on to give himself a bottle rocket!"

by Scuba Steve November 25, 2003

SACD

A facade. A way for record companies to get rich off the same music that gullible techsuckers already own. Don't buy into the bullshit about better sound quality, especially of SACDs that were culled from digitally recorded originals and not master tapes. All CDs that are SACD are copy-protected so you can't play them on your PC, you can't rip them, and you can't upload them -- no back-ups, which is just what they want.

Austin: Hey, is that an SACD?
Me: Uh, no, I just turned my treble up.

by scuba steve January 15, 2005

nut punter

The act of holding a testicle with both hands as if it were a football and delivering a swift kick to it so that it sails through the air.

I punted the nut about 28 yards and got like 4 seconds of hangtime. It was sweet.

by Scuba Steve January 21, 2005

Tom Cruise

Movie star who only uses 2 facial expressions in every movie he's in: smiling and not smiling.

Bad guy: I can see that your very upset.
Tom Cruise: You've never seen me...very upset.

by scuba steve January 21, 2005

zildjian

the oldest company in the world. not just the oldest cymbal company, but the oldest company period. est. 1623

what is the oldest established company in the history of the world?

zildjian

by scuba steve November 14, 2004

cotton-headed ninnymuggins

dumb or foolish. ninnymuggins doesn't really have a meaning.

its a funnier way to say silly

sorry i'm late, my car was being such a cotton-headed ninnymuggins.

by scuba steve December 23, 2004