Definitions by Screaming Old Man

vacfume

The unique ability to suck air through the anus and produce a fart.

Bob was always a favorite to invite to parties because of his entertaining vacfume demonstrations.

vacfume by Screaming Old Man January 16, 2024

memisaster 

When a memory comes to mind that could have or did end up a disaster and it makes you relive it all over again.

I experienced the memisaster today when the dog ran out into the street and almost got hit by the mail truck.

memisaster by Screaming Old Man November 25, 2023

meatyum 

My favorite doneness for a steak

I like my ribeye meatyum.

meatyum by Screaming Old Man April 15, 2023

oddnoxious 

Not only an obnoxious person, but odd, as well.

The dude was straight up oddnoxious.

oddnoxious by Screaming Old Man January 30, 2023

killy chilly 

Cold enough to freeze to death

It was one of those killy chilly nights where you might not be coming back home.

killy chilly by Screaming Old Man January 20, 2023

apostate cancer 

You are in full apostasy in the church and it’s terminal.

I’ve got full on apostate cancer; there’s no turning back.

apostate cancer by Screaming Old Man January 14, 2023

ignocence 

A combination of innocence and ignorance.

Brian’s ignocence makes him gullible to whatever wild stories you tell him.

ignocence by Screaming Old Man May 29, 2022