When hair around the anus gets matted with "fudge" from improper wiping,
or leftover soft poo.
Especially a problem for people with lots of "fur" in the region.
or leftover soft poo.
Especially a problem for people with lots of "fur" in the region.
by Scrappy SamCat January 20, 2009

The "etched-on" permanent nasty look a woman gets on her face when she's a total demanding bitch.
With one glance, you know she's to be avoided.
Her Face Of A Bitch sneer says it all.
With one glance, you know she's to be avoided.
Her Face Of A Bitch sneer says it all.
by Scrappy SamCat September 26, 2011

Monica: "So you and John fucked? How was it?"
Sue: "I threw a SARCASM at him to get it over with... that dude SUCKS in the sack!"
Sue: "I threw a SARCASM at him to get it over with... that dude SUCKS in the sack!"
by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009

The slightly incapacitated state of mind after a proper, vigorous fucking... and at least one orgasm.
by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009

A place for people who are clueless about life.
Mythical small town, populated only by stupid residents.
Mythical small town, populated only by stupid residents.
by Scrappy SamCat February 04, 2009

When a chick texts pics of her snatch to a guy she doesn't even know, hoping to "get" him by appealing to his typical, brainless, male-dog nature.
She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.
These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.
Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.
The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.
These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.
Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.
The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
"This chick is totally Poonin' For A Ride! She randomly contacted me online and sent me pics of her twat!
Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
by Scrappy SamCat October 15, 2011

by Scrappy SamCat March 10, 2009
