Scrappy SamCat's definitions

TISA

"That Is So Awesome!"
Can be used for both good OR bad occurrences.
A good substitute for the word, "Geeze!"

Adam: "I scored with that hot blonde from Hooters."
Matt: "TISA, Dude! How was it? Were her girls real?"

Matt: "My dog tore open and ate a whole box of Raisin Bran.
He left a 4-inch brown trail down the stairs."
Adam: "TISA!"

by Scrappy SamCat September 23, 2009

DNL

"Do Not Like"

Used for both spoken and written communication.
Appropriate when the word, "hate" is too strong.

Sam: "Did you try that new peach beer?"
BBJ: "DNL! It tasted like bubble bath, Dude!"

Sam: "How was your blind date?"
BBJ: "She's hot, but a TOTAL gold-digger. DNL."

by Scrappy SamCat October 2, 2009

Fapjack

A small round & flat pool of cum left over after a dude beats off.

"Dude, is that a dried fapjack on your sheets?"

by Scrappy SamCat March 10, 2009

Fudgy Fur

When hair around the anus gets matted with "fudge" from improper wiping,
or leftover soft poo.
Especially a problem for people with lots of "fur" in the region.

"I need a shower, I got fudgy fur."
"Those flushable butt wipes help relieve fudgy fur issues."

by Scrappy SamCat January 20, 2009

Hershey Hair

Any time feces are embedded in hair.

"He's such a butt-kisser, he has hershey hair."

by Scrappy SamCat January 20, 2009

Sanitary

When one shaves the hair around the anus, to help keep it free of embedded fecal matter.
When the ass-terrain is too rugged for common wiping.

I had fudgy fur issues until I gave myself a sanitary.

by Scrappy SamCat January 21, 2009

Skillet Face

A human face that looks like a cartoon character's,
after being hit with the bottom-side of a skillet.
The face is round and flat with a very little nose,
a small mouth, and tiny that eyes are wide-set
and basically expressionless.

"He's buff... but a total skillet face."
"Nice rack, but I can't get past her skillet face."

by Scrappy SamCat January 21, 2009