Scrappy SamCat's definitions
by Scrappy SamCat March 10, 2009
Get the Fapjackmug. When a chick texts pics of her snatch to a guy she doesn't even know, hoping to "get" him by appealing to his typical, brainless, male-dog nature.
She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.
These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.
Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.
The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.
These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.
Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.
The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
"This chick is totally Poonin' For A Ride! She randomly contacted me online and sent me pics of her twat!
Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
by Scrappy SamCat October 15, 2011
Get the Poonin' For A Ridemug. "Busy With Cock in Mouth"
What a chick says to dudes she hates, when they want her attention.
Especially useful when she's already digging her Sweet Baby Boy.
Can be used to describe any sexual encounter, or major screw up.
May also show optimism: "I'm hanging with Matt, gonna be BWCM all night."
NOT to be confused with "Bored With Cock in Mouth," for this is an IMPOSSIBLE scenario!
Especially useful when she's already digging her Sweet Baby Boy.
Can be used to describe any sexual encounter, or major screw up.
May also show optimism: "I'm hanging with Matt, gonna be BWCM all night."
NOT to be confused with "Bored With Cock in Mouth," for this is an IMPOSSIBLE scenario!
by Scrappy SamCat January 19, 2009
Get the BWCMmug. Religious, wealthy, privileged, self-focused, self-serving, self-righteous, Conservative Republican-Americans who believe they have the right to push their personal Biblical morals and financial agendas on everyone else.
Religionaires are against women's rights and gay equality.
Religionaires don't care about the elderly and/or disabled.
Religionaires are against women's rights and gay equality.
Religionaires don't care about the elderly and/or disabled.
Religionaires are WAY OUT OF TOUCH with the average American citizen, and selfishly believe that we're stupid enough to accept their mindset or vote them into office.
by Scrappy SamCat November 7, 2012
Get the Religionairemug. When hair around the anus gets matted with "fudge" from improper wiping,
or leftover soft poo.
Especially a problem for people with lots of "fur" in the region.
or leftover soft poo.
Especially a problem for people with lots of "fur" in the region.
by Scrappy SamCat January 20, 2009
Get the Fudgy Furmug. The "etched-on" permanent nasty look a woman gets on her face when she's a total demanding bitch.
With one glance, you know she's to be avoided.
Her Face Of A Bitch sneer says it all.
With one glance, you know she's to be avoided.
Her Face Of A Bitch sneer says it all.
by Scrappy SamCat September 26, 2011
Get the Face Of A Bitchmug. by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009
Get the Coitus Coifmug.