Giving the dog a bath

Putting your balls in a woman's vagina. Just like giving a dog a bath, it just won't stay in there.

Dude. I was to giving the dog a bath but my Jessica wouldn't let me. Now I got cold balls.

by Scout was fat. July 21, 2016

Spectrumy

Adj. A term used to describe a person you believe to be somewhere on the pervasive developmental disorder (autism) spectrum but you’re not sure where.

Sydney: “I really don't like that Adam guy.”
Nick: “He's legit autistic. Pretty sure. It's been awhile since I’ve seen him but I'm pretty sure. He’s spectrumy.”

by Scout was fat. March 01, 2018

Hematogasm

When a man ejaculates blood.

Garrett: Dude, I was checking out that Stormy Daniels flick. Pulled it so hard that blood came out my wiener. Am I gonna die?

Bjork: No. it’s just a hematogasm but you should probably spend less time on the internet.

by Scout was fat. March 07, 2018

caffeine refractory

In state in which you are so tired, no amount of caffeine consumption has any effect on you.

Sydney: “Dude, I’m so freaking tired I’ve had like 6 cups of coffee and it’s done absolutely nothing, except I’m all jittery.”

Nick: “You hit that caffeine refractory state. Sucks.”

by Scout was fat. July 18, 2021

Macaroon

The worst fucking cookie in the entire world.

Nick: “I fucking hate macaroons!”
Sydney: “why?!?”
Nick: ahhhhhhhhh!

by Scout was fat. February 15, 2018

poo goblins

Magical creatures that come in the night to remove poo from your girlfriend, because obviously girls don't poo. That would be gross.

Girlfriend: Oh babe I think I have to go number two.
Boyfriend: Not possible. What's wrong your poo goblins on vacation or something?

by Scout was fat. September 27, 2012

methaphrenia

Schizophrenia symptoms caused by methamphetamine abuse.

Johnathan: Yo Rusty! You seen Jimmy the Junky Pimp around?!? Need to get my rocks!

Rusty: Na man, he used too much ice. Back in the emergency room with that methaphrenia.

by Scout was fat. January 24, 2017