Scotty Nice's definitions

Gay Pimps

When you realize your shipping company gets paid to deliver a load.

Hey Bill, Nick from Gay Pimps Logistics. We got the payment from Greg, so his load will be in your hands by Tuesday.

by Scotty Nice April 22, 2021

McLend me a Hand

When your Irish buddy and you go to the park after dark after hitting puberty to jerk off and you end up behind the same bush by accident. He then asks you for assistance with his stiffy.

Oh man, we just ended up behind this same bush with boners. Could you McLend me a hand?

by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021

trisser

When three lesbians scissor each other while finger blasting each other and sucking face.

Trudie and Lizzy were out last night and met another girl. They took her home and they all did a trisser and came in unison.

by Scotty Nice January 16, 2020

Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

The AB

When your partner doesn’t want to have sex, so when they turn around or roll over, you jerk off all over their back.

Trudie didn’t want to fuck, so I gave her The AB and jack my dick on her back.

by Scotty Nice September 11, 2019

Dragon Snoot

When your ho chokes on your massive salty load and she coughs because it is unable to be swallowed, then the semen/snot mix shoots out of her nostrils looking like a Dragon shooting fire cum.

Yo I dropped such a huge load in Trudie's throat last night that she Dragon Snooted that shit right out her nose.

by Scotty Nice September 6, 2019

Tanner Tranner

A former woman whose last name was Tanner who got sober and realized she was a man inside. Ms. Tanner then took hormones, grew a beard and changed her first name to Tanner in an attempt to fool the members of her local golf course. After fleecing her for her life savings they allowed “him” to play from the ladies tees.

I played Tanner Tranner from the men’s tees yesterday and won all of “their” paycheck from last week.

by Scotty Nice November 20, 2019