Scott trowbridge's definitions

joe schmo

A regular person. Often but not necessarily with a slightly negative connotation. Etymologically related to "Average Joe" and "Schmo" a Yiddish word for idiot.

I'm scared as hell of becoming some Joe Schmo, watching football, drinking beer that my fat wife brings me, and blaming my farts on my dog.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

alts

gaming: An alternative character, as opposed to one main character you play in a game. Many online games allow the user to make multiple characters. People that make alts to an extreme are said to be altoholics.

XxLord Dark Evil BlacknessxX: Hey, any1 got a healer? we rly culd youz a healr on this mish.
Mistress Dark Blood Necro Fairy: Ya, i kan log onto 1 of mai alts, brb.

by Scott Trowbridge October 2, 2008

double backed monster

An insulting term for sexual intercourse. Used by Shakespear in Othello.

Roomate: Oh crap dude! We need some kind of signal like a sock on the doorknob or something. I cant believe I walked in on you and your girl making the double backed monster.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

marital device

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

by Scott trowbridge July 6, 2006

loluminati

The loluminati (etym. plural of Latin loluminatus, "Laugh-out-loud-enlightened") is an elite group of powerful comedians that seek to control the world’s supply of humor. They originally formed as a splinter group from the Bavarian “Illuminati”, an Enlightenment-era secret society founded in 1776, which was dedicated to the systematic and stealthy conquest of nations, one by one, and ultimately the entire world. The loluminati parted ways with the illuminati over the issue of the best way to ensure a harmonious enlightened society; with the later advocating political power and the former humor, absurdity, and basic silliness.

The loluminati have been particularly successful in orchestrating free speech activities throughout history, mainly aimed at ensuring that their hordes of caricaturists and other political comedians could thrive. While most loluminati activities have been generally regarded as positive by most of society, the group remains elite and secretive and occasionally supports what some describe as unseemly or even dark humor; some examples being - boy-bands, the election of George W. Bush, and soap operas.

-Man, how did that guy get famous?
-I don't know. I suspect the loluminati.

by Scott Trowbridge September 29, 2008

ivoryonics

n. a dialect of English spoken by rural southern caucasians. Actually quite closely related to Ebonics.

Ivoryonics.
Server: Y'awnt sum vittles? Hah'bout sumpin ta wet-cher-wissle?
Patron: Ah rekkin all git uh coldbeer and some tots, y'a dont mind.

Translation to English.
Server: Do you want something to eat? What about something to drink?
Patron: I suppose I will have a beer and some hash-browns, if that is alright.

by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006

plummering

When a guy's butt crack is visible when he bends over. Related to the term plummer's crack. Apparently many plummers butt cracks have been visible while working in client's homes.

Man1: Dude, cover that up!
Man2: what?
Man1: your ass crack, you're plummering something fierce.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006