Scott trowbridge's definitions

Altiholic

Gaming: The state of being an alt-addict; someone who has more than a reasonable number of 'alts' (alternative characters) in a game.

Generic Global Name1 including the word Lord: Hai, sup? lol ur lvl 10?1!!
Generic Global name2 including the word mistress: yar, I'm a seerius altiholic.

by Scott Trowbridge October 2, 2008

alts

gaming: An alternative character, as opposed to one main character you play in a game. Many online games allow the user to make multiple characters. People that make alts to an extreme are said to be altoholics.

XxLord Dark Evil BlacknessxX: Hey, any1 got a healer? we rly culd youz a healr on this mish.
Mistress Dark Blood Necro Fairy: Ya, i kan log onto 1 of mai alts, brb.

by Scott Trowbridge October 2, 2008

loluminati

The loluminati (etym. plural of Latin loluminatus, "Laugh-out-loud-enlightened") is an elite group of powerful comedians that seek to control the world’s supply of humor. They originally formed as a splinter group from the Bavarian “Illuminati”, an Enlightenment-era secret society founded in 1776, which was dedicated to the systematic and stealthy conquest of nations, one by one, and ultimately the entire world. The loluminati parted ways with the illuminati over the issue of the best way to ensure a harmonious enlightened society; with the later advocating political power and the former humor, absurdity, and basic silliness.

The loluminati have been particularly successful in orchestrating free speech activities throughout history, mainly aimed at ensuring that their hordes of caricaturists and other political comedians could thrive. While most loluminati activities have been generally regarded as positive by most of society, the group remains elite and secretive and occasionally supports what some describe as unseemly or even dark humor; some examples being - boy-bands, the election of George W. Bush, and soap operas.

-Man, how did that guy get famous?
-I don't know. I suspect the loluminati.

by Scott Trowbridge September 29, 2008

forensic anthropomophologist

Broadly, a person who gathers evidence about how an inanimate object that resembles a human died. Generally, one who investigates how a doll or stuffed animal was murdered.

news reporter: Sources today reported that Billy's teddy bear was found decapitated in his bedroom. The authorities have sent a forensic anthropomophologist to look for clues.

by scott trowbridge September 6, 2008

pro wrestler-esque

adj. reminiscent of pro wrestlers. Can describe a variety of attributes such as voice, hair, body type, mullet, or apparel.

Person1: dude, check out this awesome new haircut; business in front party in back!!
person2: Bad Ass dude, that mullet is pro wrestler-esque.

by scott trowbridge July 9, 2006

marital aid

a conservative euphemism for sex toys, see also marital device.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital aid I could be.

by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006

Squid

To move across the ground with one's back to the ground, hands behind you, and legs in front.

Ex 1.
Treasure hunter1: so here's the tree, what does the map say now?
Treasure hunter2: okay, squid 20 paces northwest.

Ex. 2.
Glenda: why are you squidding around the house like that? You are so weird.
Scott: I dont know, got bored of walking.

by Scott Trowbridge July 8, 2006