Scott Swingley's definitions

Bro bra

A bra for men who have developed sagging breasts.

If I put on another twenty pounds I will go up to a DD bro bra

by Scott Swingley July 6, 2016

naturalsexual

Only interested in sex when in nature. Unable to copulate within the confines of a municipality.

Because my wife is naturalsexual, I hit the gas pedal on my four wheeler and head for the mountains!

by Scott Swingley July 18, 2016

twin rudders

Female labia.

When she bent over, I saw her twin rudders.

by Scott Swingley October 30, 2015

crinkle tart

The human rectum.

Hope you cleaned your crinkle tart.

by Scott Swingley October 30, 2015

magumbie

The single breast of a woman.

Look at those magumbies!

by Scott Swingley October 12, 2015

goupé

A small patch of fake pubic hair utilized by female actresses when they are clean shaven. A genital wig.

She was preparing for her upcoming sex scene, and applied her goupé.

by Scott Swingley July 18, 2016