Scott 's definitions

chum

The act of reaching orgasm.

Upon watching the hot babe walk by, Johnny immiediately headded into the bathroom to chum his trout.

by Scott July 31, 2004

Jihugen

Main Entry: 1large
Pronunciation: Gi-hue-gen
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): jihugen·er; jihugen·est
Etymology: Made up
Date: 20th century
1 : Really large in size
2 : AMPLE, ABUNDANT b : EXTENSIVE, BROAD
3 a : exceeding most other things of like kind especially in quantity or size : BIG b : dealing in great numbers or quantities
- jihugen·ness noun
- jihugen·ish /Ji-hue-gen-ish/ adjective

A jihugen and highly profitable business.

by Scott November 3, 2003

sleep one off

TO sleep all day to avoid a hangover

Man I was fucked up last night so I gotta sleep one off

by Scott July 19, 2004

fagical

Modus Operandi of a homosexual.

That guy Steve thinks these curtains don't match those window trimmings. What fragical thinking.

by Scott May 17, 2004

LAMP

Acronym for "long ass meaningless post" in a forum. People posting opinons in a forum that are off topic, and continue forever.

I hate LAMP
-That would be a typical reply you would see in a forum topic, that is off topic and/or overly dicussed.

by Scott June 19, 2006

-tastic

suffix, to be added to a word to add emphasis, either bad or good

Hey Ryan, that project is really crap-tastic!

Hey Godfrey, that is the most cool-tastic shirt.

by scott April 29, 2003

Calkurus

This word was originally derived by Dr. Shih from the ancient neanderthalian root words Cal - Kar- Oos, meaning "Out of sync shit carburetor carburetor". However, today the meaning of the word is thought to resemble that of calculus.

"Class, today we have to dou two homeworks tree and four. We no need to get behind for the Calkurus exam May. Homeworks quiz tomorrow on one and too"

by Scott October 19, 2004