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Known for staring in utter disbelief at other peoples stupidity, this habit is often misinterpreted as acknowledgment from the unsuspecting retard. Quick to remind people of his true feelings for them this tends to give the Loïc name a slightly negative twist, but as anyone even half way up the food chain would know he is quite a pleasant person to be with.

Often found in remote parts of the world, Loïcs tend to celebrate being united with other Loïcs. The complete and utter disregard for anything that may have been happening before this most joyous of discoveries tends to disrupt any social event for a couple of minutes while they share this most exhilarating news with anyone who is within earshot.

Loïc professions can range from motorcycle jacking to corporate extortion although they tend to live unnoticed by the law. Often moderately wealthy, they enjoy the simple things in life like fast cars, THC, and alcohol. Often at the same time.

If you meet one sincerity is the way to go, and often you will walk away unscathed, although probably not any better off as only the closest of friends gain anything from encountering these individuals.

Web spelling: Loïc
-"What is your name?"
-"Loïc"

-"Who is that guy?"
-"Loic"
by Lu Yi October 18, 2012
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
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loic is an amazing lover and will crush everyones dreams. loic likes to steal ur girls. loic is da dude
there he is loic the person who f****d you so hard you turned black
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Loïc is the most cutest caring guy in the world. He makes you laugh when your sad, and you can always count on him to cheer you up. He is irreplaceable and just a honest loving guy. Anyone would be lucky to have a loïc. Never lose him. Losing him will be the thing you regret most in your life.
Girl: hey did you see that new guy Loïc?
Girl 2: ya I just met him. He is super sweet.
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Low orbital ion cannon which ddos a specific IP address

Used by many kids that play cod and have no future
LOIC is the 10 year old only know about
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He is sexy has a big dick loves to play basketball and when he likes a girl he go slowly on her and he never gives up and a lot of girl like him cause if his great personality like being funny and he treats girl so well
I love Loïc he is so funny and hot
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