Scott's definitions

schizabootal

seperating your nuts from your leg

damn yo, distract these females, i gotta schizabootal real quick, the sabre-tooth crotch critters are gnawling on my buffalo-sack and my leg.

by Scott October 17, 2003

egyptian goggles

Placing one's balls over a sleeping victim's eyes.

We gave that moron a pair of egyptian goggles because he fell asleep first.

by Scott November 13, 2003

stitches

A jacket or coat in ebonics

"Dude, go put your stitches on the rack!"

by scott January 23, 2003

bat in the cave

A reference term for when you have a booger in your nose that is clearly visibly from the outside.
This context is found in an episode of Sex and The City.

Hey buddy, you have a bat in the cave. Need a Kleenex?

by Scott November 2, 2004

munkussed

Verb, to whore or incessantly spam.

This page of the thread has been munkussed. I have consolidated all of his posts into a single post above.

by Scott July 31, 2003

procussor

Processor spelled wrong

processor spelled wrong is p-r-o-c-u-s-s-o-r

by scott May 13, 2005

kingoftown

oldman who is hated by all because he's an idiot.

Kingoftown:Oh hello Marzypan i noticed I'm uncool so could you give me a few pointers?

by scott June 15, 2003