6 definitions by Scorpian King
The scientific term for selective hearing men experience when engaging in conversation with the opposite sex.
Bethany and Tatiyane one Saturday afternoon at the local shopping mall, in the food court, having skinny latte's
Bethany: "My husband is such a jerk, he never listens to me"
Tatiyane: "You read my mind b-girl, its like my hubby only responds when I say I'm horny or talk about my fitness instructor's really inappropriate workout attire that completely exposes her huge breasts"
Bethany: "Men are such dooshes"
Random male passer-byer: "Hi ladies, I couldn't help but over-hear your conversation. Did you know four out of every three men suffer from audio dyslexia? Your husbands are crippled by a terrible disease ladies, it's a harsh reality and your complaining isn't making it any easier for them... i'm just saying... four out of every three.."
Bethany: "My husband is such a jerk, he never listens to me"
Tatiyane: "You read my mind b-girl, its like my hubby only responds when I say I'm horny or talk about my fitness instructor's really inappropriate workout attire that completely exposes her huge breasts"
Bethany: "Men are such dooshes"
Random male passer-byer: "Hi ladies, I couldn't help but over-hear your conversation. Did you know four out of every three men suffer from audio dyslexia? Your husbands are crippled by a terrible disease ladies, it's a harsh reality and your complaining isn't making it any easier for them... i'm just saying... four out of every three.."
by Scorpian King February 13, 2011
Another term for the anus area of the trouser-bottoms, similar to inseam which is another term for the inside leg area of the trouser-bottoms.
Eugene: “I do say, after bringing in the inseam, please do check my anuseam, it may require remeasuring. I ate many scones at Elijah’s soirée over the weekend and Lord knows where I pack on the pounds.”
Tailor: “On your belly sir?”
Eugene: “... no... on my anus, hence the anuseam remeasuring, have you not been paying attention? I do miss your counterpart SimSim, he paid attention to this sort of detail and his light touches are sorely missed.”
Tailor: “On your belly sir?”
Eugene: “... no... on my anus, hence the anuseam remeasuring, have you not been paying attention? I do miss your counterpart SimSim, he paid attention to this sort of detail and his light touches are sorely missed.”
by Scorpian King October 7, 2020
When a person is so attractive that if they had to travel back in time or to the future and proceed to find and then have have sex with him or herself it would not be considered as a homosexual act or looked down upon but instead viewed as something expected of that person.
by Scorpian King July 6, 2010
(Deee-lecta-bitches) When an event, area, room etc. has many hot women present, that event, area, room etc. is referred to as being delectabitches.
Eugene: "Damn Fredericko there be so many honnies up in this heezy"
Fredericko: "Mmmmm... this party is delectabitches"
Fredericko: "Mmmmm... this party is delectabitches"
by Scorpian King July 6, 2010
Contrary to popular belief and despite what the name may suggest, there is nothing wacky about a Wacky Jacqui. It is a misnomer. If you’re lucky enough to happen upon a Wacky Jacqui in the wild, you’ve struck gold - don’t let her go. That being said, she’ll probably find you in the wild, she thrives off making the best conversation and collecting strays. She’s an amazing human, caring, empathetic, down to earth, intelligent, a magic making power-house and of course absolutely beautiful (inside and out). Not great at goodbyes but we forgive her for that because she makes each journey with her one to remember.
*Frederico and Eugene drinking Kale smoothies at the morning Farmers’ market*
Frederico: Happened upon a Wacky Jacqui last night. I think we’re besties now.
Eugene: I thought I was your bestie!?
Frederico: You’re okay, but let’s be honest you’re no Wacky Jacqui.
Eugene: … that’s fair
Frederico: Happened upon a Wacky Jacqui last night. I think we’re besties now.
Eugene: I thought I was your bestie!?
Frederico: You’re okay, but let’s be honest you’re no Wacky Jacqui.
Eugene: … that’s fair
by Scorpian King April 27, 2022
When, for some or other reason, you cannot have your haircut at your usual spot and try a new place that comes highly recommended by a friend. The hair-cutting-chick/guy at this new place does a completely botched job the result of which replaces your normally 'awesome after-haircut feeling' with the desire to dismember your friend and destroy the newly visited establishment.
by Scorpian King February 13, 2011