Schnazzle G's definitions

Shit from a Butt

What was, what is, & what will be.

It’s all Shit from a Butt.

by Schnazzle G January 5, 2026

Shit Your Shat

Verb; to shoot your shot without having a chance.

Go Shit Your Shat & Show the World!

by Schnazzle G July 8, 2025

Just a Diet Coke

What you hear every Sunday when working at the McDonald's Drive-thu in Utah. Such a request comes from any Mormon who needs their holy juice after a good 'ol Zion sabbath day. Not to be confused with other caffinated beverages, Diet Coke is a great way to be pure in the sight of God while enjoying the fullness of times. Make sure not to give them a receipt or a friendly hello when they practically throw the money at you and speed to the second window.

Can't have any Coffee? No problem: Just a Diet Coke;
Less caffeine, more blessings.

by Schnazzle G April 26, 2017

All-Star Band Member

The oldest, middle-age band member who plays music with the other teenage band members, hoping to get famous and leave their crappy day-job. These blokes have a short temper and are the most immature of the members, frequently throwing tizzy fits about minuscule obstacles that might hinder the fame they deserve.

"Dude, who was that guy who just threw a tantrum over the argument not directed towards him?"
"Oh, haha that's Qis, he's an All-Star Band Member"
"bro, I thought he spilt his non-concentrated juice for a second there"

by Schnazzle G January 24, 2017

McBitch

When your Value Meal doesn't agree with your guts after 6 hours.

"Man, my #4 is being a real McBitch, been straight shittin since the buttcrack of dawn"

by Schnazzle G December 29, 2016

Cup of Mo

decaffeinated coffee; a.k.a. Decaf; The loophole for Mormon coffee drinkers that want to get into the celestial kingdom but don't want to sacrifice their hot drink. This beverage has all the properties of coffee without the naughty drugs inside it.

Thomas S. Monson never starts his day without a good ol' Cup of Mo so he can be up and ready to battle Satan's forces in the Latter Days.

by Schnazzle G December 16, 2016

Brownie Pit

1. (Noun) A thick, poopie butthole.

Kim K never washes her brownie pit but spends a shit load of time showing it off on instacrap.

by Schnazzle G November 14, 2016