closet slut

one who has sex secretly because they are secretly gay and either 1)dating an openly gay guy or 2) dating another closet slut

he always hangs out with that boy, its almost like hes a closet slut....

by scott December 30, 2004

cronk

A large bowel movement; a hefty shit; a turd of significant girth.

I had a large cronk this morning and feel like a new man.

by Scott June 02, 2004

contraoscuorbulate

When large breasts move in opposite circles during dancing

Beth, a double D blonde with no bra, was wildly gyrating to "Sweet Child of Mine" after several Captain and Cokes.

by Scott November 04, 2004

doulde

An alternative spelling of the word dude. Usually used in internet forums. Frequently used sarcastically

Liek DOULDE!!1 ur soe kewl!!1 kan i be ur friend??

by Scott May 13, 2005

siloy

To be a player with unlimited game. To carry great weight in groin area.

I'm going to show her how siloy I can be. Damn, dude you're hung like a siloy.

by Scott September 02, 2003

CSU

See Fort Collins.

A Colorado University where the women are scarce and the sheep are scared. Not to be confused with the University of Colorado at Boulder.

Gee, the sheep walk funny at CSU.

by Scott March 29, 2004

squiddy

In Autumn when it's dull and grey and cloudy and it's been raining and everythings squiddy. Kinda like squishy.... maybe that's what I meant...

eeeew, the leaves are squiddy

by Scott August 24, 2004