ebay

The shit. Ebay is so totally awesome.

Ebay is so awesome I want to crap my pants.

by Scott June 18, 2003

Morris Chestnut

During a good tityfuck with your ass facing her mouth, as you blow your load on her chest you rip a wet, juicy fart in her open mouth.

I was wit this ho last night banging her tits when I blew a morris chestnut

by Scott June 03, 2004

wonchod

In any video game, being beaten, in any division of game (firefight, round, etc.), by a newb by a large margin, or being defeated by one of the least powerful weapons in the game when you have clearly superior weaponry.

Playing Halo 2 while you have the sword and are defeated by someone with a needler.
A long time player being defeated by their friend who has never played before.
Even more so when a combination of the two.

by Scott March 20, 2005

Sloochie

Slut + Hoochie = Sloochie

"Let's go out to the bars and get us some sloochies tonight."

by Scott October 23, 2003

funktify

to make funky, or even of a disgusting or smelly nature

This room is funktified.
I need to de-funktify it.

by Scott December 06, 2003

netfan

1. To ramble on incoherently until someone threatens you with a pearing knife.

2. To cause havoc with consistent stupidity and retarded remarks.

3. To make hilarious jokes at random moments.

4. To baffle others with mind-numbing stupidity

That joke was a real netfan.

You are such a netfan.

Wow, you just netfan'd that one.

by scott June 24, 2004

emosexual

Emo kids that can't have sex due to their overwhelming feelings of unhappiness.

Conner Oberst: "What's wrong dude?"

Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"

Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."

Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."

by scott July 01, 2004