ScOtT's definitions

Scally

A scally are obvious to notice, PANTS TUCKED INTO THEIR SOCKS.
Typical scallies are the ones that often kick-off with anyone just to show their "bravery"
Half of them just get pissedall the time, at least 70% of them.
All alone, scallies are scared and are pussies, you say anything to them when they are alone, they have no words and start shaking.
Scallies are usually grouped up with a maximum of 5 people together, their brands totally suck, Fred Perry, Burberry etc.
If you ever see an ambulance pass by on a nightclub night, it's usually a typical scally kicking the total shit out of someone.
I hope all scallies burn in hell, especially for dissing Kurt Cobain and the rest of our styles.

FUCKING BURN IN HELL ASSHOLES.

Moshers: Hey look, a scally all alone.
Scallies mind: SHIT, I need my gang of thugs.
Moshers: What a wimp he is shitting his pants.
Scally: FUCKIN' MOSHAZ. (Runs off)
(All moshers laugh)

by Scott November 26, 2004

free

Any unsupervised and un-tethered object left in plain view.

Oh look, another free road cone!

by Scott February 9, 2004

puerto rican hamper

when Tony G tries to see how much of his boyfriends dirty clothes he can stuff into his mouth at once

After my boyfriend mows the lawn, there's nothing like a puerto rican hamper to get into the mood

by scott May 11, 2004

shaftian

A horrible used car sales man.

Don't look now Martha but here comes the shaftian to push this piece of shit car on us.

by Scott May 17, 2004

spermanent

male ejaculation in the hair of a female

He missed her mouth and ejaculated in her red hair giving her an immediate spermanent.

by Scott August 25, 2003

chilly dog

The act of taking a shit on your girls tits and then titty fucking her.

My girl let me give her a chilly dog last night.

by Scott March 12, 2004

candy cane

A turd that has the red stripe from the hemroid while it came out.

Man I pinched a candycane off in the toilet you better stay out of there for a while!

by scott January 17, 2004