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Definitions by Satania Is kawaii

Astolfo opening 

Astolfo opening aka gay opening Is a opening in chess when you can win in four moves when your enemy Is really stupid, you just have to move your Queen to f7 while Its protected by bishop from c4
"astolfo opening Is used by gay people because its skill issue"
Neko from princess connect Re:dive with 2 sets of ears ( but who cares)
"That neko girl kyaru from princess connect Is So cute"
Kyaru by Satania Is kawaii March 19, 2022

Frýdek-Místek 

Frýdek Místek Is a town on the East of the czech republic, wierd people live here (for example Jakub Ševčík with his wierd friends And his 80 y.o. mother) , there Are also 2 Lidl supermarkets which Is cool
Person 1: hey, where do you wanna go for Holidays?

Person 2: Hmm , i am thinking about Frýdek-Místek

Person 1: you mean that City where lives Jakub Ševčík with his 80 y.o. mother?

Person 2: yep , exactly there

Person 1: eww bro you Are wierd

Nee-sama 

Means "sister" in Japanese, mostly used by rem from Re:zero
Rem: "nee-sama ,nee-sama"
Ram: "rem ,rem"
Nee-sama by Satania Is kawaii March 19, 2022
Satania Is the best waifu ever, She Is just perfect, she Is wearing cute clothes , She has cute hairstyle And her voice is just perfect
Bro 1: yo, that satania from Gabriel dropout is So hot

Bro 2: you know she is a demon right?

Bro 1: shut the fuck up bro i don't care, we're not friends anymore
Satania by Satania Is kawaii March 18, 2022

Jakub Ševčík

Probably the most social-psychopath on the world , He thinks He Is the smartest And the best person of the class. He Always gets A+ on the tests And never forgets his homeworks , He also hates anime And can't play chess
"OMG look that person can't play chess And He hates anime!"

"Yep , Its 100% Jakub Ševčík "