When straight dudes feel, by virtue of their strong heterosexual presence, that they will bring superior straight vibes to an otherwise perceived-to-be-gay place. Opposite of Gay Up the Place.
Straight Dude #1: Let's go to Club X8@y& tonite.
Straight Dude #2: I'm down for it. We'll straight up the place!
Straight Dude #3: O fosho, that place be gayer than gay.
Straight Dude #2: I'm down for it. We'll straight up the place!
Straight Dude #3: O fosho, that place be gayer than gay.
by sarasplayroom.com March 01, 2010

A Cumquick cums too quickly a/k/a a two pump chump, two stroke donkey, quick draw mcgraw, premature ejaculator.
One Girl to Another: He may be cuuuuuute, but he's a cumquick.
Another: NFW (no f*cking way)
Girl: Tested it and it came in under 2 minutes
Another: What a two pump chump! He needs to stop trying to get laid and stick to jerking off.
Another: NFW (no f*cking way)
Girl: Tested it and it came in under 2 minutes
Another: What a two pump chump! He needs to stop trying to get laid and stick to jerking off.
by sarasplayroom.com September 01, 2009

Text-ese will soon become a language unto itself and will leave those behind who do not know how to use text-ese or know what the acronyms and slang mean.
by sarasplayroom.com October 09, 2009

When a poorboy pads his wallet with $1 bills and $5 bills, then puts larger bills on either end of the cash wad to impress friends or girls or strippers, fool them and make them think he's got lots of big bills. This is called a Poorboy Roll.
One stripper to another: Did you see how thick his wallet was?
Other stripper: No, it's a poorboy roll, once the 20's are gone, you'll see he just has 1's and 5's.
Other stripper: No, it's a poorboy roll, once the 20's are gone, you'll see he just has 1's and 5's.
by sarasplayroom.com July 04, 2009

When you send an email before you're ready to send.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009

Ho's (girls) who get fake spray-on 'orange' tans the same color as the skin of the Oompa Loompas from the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie. Often when Oompa Loompas are spotted, the spotters start singing the Ooompa Loompa song. Celebrity ho's are often uber-guilty of getting the most outrageous orange spray-on tans.
One Dude to Another: Check out the Oompa Loompas coming out of the tanning salon.
Damn: They are looking pretty orange.
One Dude: Like Malibu Barbies except orange.
Both Dudes: (Start singing the Ooompa Loompa song)
Damn: They are looking pretty orange.
One Dude: Like Malibu Barbies except orange.
Both Dudes: (Start singing the Ooompa Loompa song)
by sarasplayroom.com August 14, 2009

A replacement for someone's ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend who looks so much like the ex, it's uncanny. Sometimes done deliberately to piss off the ex.
One Dude to Another: Did you see that chick with Nick?
Another: Yeah I saw her and did a double take, I thought it was his ex, not his new chick.
One Dude: She looks so much like his ex, she's a fuck-alike.
Another: Wait till the ex sees the fuck-alike. She will throw a fit.
Another: Yeah I saw her and did a double take, I thought it was his ex, not his new chick.
One Dude: She looks so much like his ex, she's a fuck-alike.
Another: Wait till the ex sees the fuck-alike. She will throw a fit.
by sarasplayroom.com August 29, 2010
