22 definitions by Sanchez

poppets

Small drops of shite that fall out at perfect intervals and float on the water in clusters.

'i just planted some poppets'

by Sanchez September 5, 2003

jizabelle

some one who swallows

by Sanchez September 8, 2003

filthy sanchez

a sexual act where one fingers one's partner's anus and then gives oneself or one's partner a mustache with the filthy finger

That Jessica's such a slut - she's given half the boys in school a filthy sanchez.

by Sanchez August 13, 2004

strangle bait

To strangle ones self during masterbation in order to achieve orgasm.

I had to strangle bait last night to bust a nut

by Sanchez February 12, 2005

dirty d

A young man whos perverted. The biggest perv around whos name is D (Hence Dirty D)

Oi dirty D stop fuckin pervin these chicks, they dont like it!

by Sanchez April 19, 2005

Wet Wimbledon

Ejaculating a load onto a woman's face, then bludgeoning her with a tennis racquet.

Your little sister is missing teeth because of the Wet Wimbledon I gave her last night.

by Sanchez April 22, 2005

Kleg

A lone lump of fetal matter found floating in the loo at random intervals.

by Sanchez September 5, 2003