Definitions by Samwise

turtle head

another name for anuncircumcised penis

My turtle head comes out only when not provoked

turtle head by samwise May 28, 2003

Chamfer

A late 19th century Victorian game which used a traditional three legged milking stool. The stool would be turned upside down and the three contestants would have to see whom could sit on the upturned stool the best, the winner being the person who managed the most anal penetration. In the early years of this game the 'world' champion was a Scottish man called Chamfer, hence the title of the game.

He can do a 12 inch Chamfer

Chamfer by Samwise May 25, 2003

Chamfer

Scotish male who has a fantasy about another man's genital parts.

Aye, he Chamfers Jenks

Chamfer by Samwise May 23, 2003

Chamfer

A strange manifestation of oral love juice that tends to bubble slowly from the corner of the mouth.

He was talking a load of Chamfer.

Chamfer by Samwise May 23, 2003

Five Man 

In Fusball, the Five Man is the middle set, consisting of five men. Can also refer to one's masturbatory appendage

I score with my "Five Man" on a regular basis.

Five Man by Samwise May 14, 2003

owow 

When someone is dead sexy you say this

Dominic Monaghan is sexy, owow!

owow by Samwise May 7, 2003