Samwise's definitions

Chamfer

A late 19th century Victorian game which used a traditional three legged milking stool. The stool would be turned upside down and the three contestants would have to see whom could sit on the upturned stool the best, the winner being the person who managed the most anal penetration. In the early years of this game the 'world' champion was a Scottish man called Chamfer, hence the title of the game.

He can do a 12 inch Chamfer

by Samwise May 25, 2003

Odd

something diferent or out of place e.g an ugly woman in page three

that is an odd car dont u thing

by samwise October 12, 2003

owow

When someone is dead sexy you say this

Dominic Monaghan is sexy, owow!

by Samwise May 7, 2003

chinah

1) A length of time
2) An ammount
3) A distance

1) Oh, man! I won't see Dave until Chinah!
2) Man, I made Chinah money this week!
3) Sam lives Chinah away!

by Samwise April 10, 2005

Chamfer

Scotish male who has a fantasy about another man's genital parts.

Aye, he Chamfers Jenks

by Samwise May 23, 2003

munoz

n. Excellent cooker and eater of nachos; amateur zombie film maker; lover of hessian bands.

"That munoz just bought a Rammstein CD!"

by samwise March 9, 2004