Samurai Sam's definitions

Dumb and Dumber

1. A comedy movie written, produced, and directed by Bobby and Peter Farrelly starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels.

2. George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.

3. Registered voters in 2000 and 2004 who voted for 2 above.

4. A listener of the Rush Limbaugh Show who stays tuned to listen to the Sean Hannity Show.

5. The cumulative effect of repeated viewings of Fox News.

1. Dumb and Dumber is one the funniest movies of all time.

2. Did you hear that Dumb and Dumber are spying on our own people and using warrantless wiretaps?

3. You voted for Bush/Cheney AGAIN? That makes you dumb and dumber.

4. My friend Dave keeps the radio tuned to an AM talk station and stays glued to it from 11:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. central standard time Monday through Friday. He's becoming dumb and dumber.

5. Paul watches Fox News every night after he masturbates to pictures of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. He's getting dumb and dumber every night.

by Samurai Sam September 19, 2008

Veggie Tales

Cartoon show featuring vegetables that talk about religion, which if you stop to think about it is appropriate because followers of most religions are vegetables unable to think for themselves.

Right after Davey & Goliath, there's an episode of Veggie Tales on the Trinity Channel.

by Samurai Sam September 28, 2006

Oliver North

Pseudo-patriotic sack of right wing monkey shit who was the errand boy/bagman in the Iran-Contra scandal, a right wing scheme in which arms were illegally sold to a hostile country and the profits used to fund a war in South America for which Congress specifically forbade tax dollars to be used. Convicted of lying to Congress, for which his military pension was revoked, his conviction was later overturned on appeal due to a technicality by a partisan judge. Later became a talk show host and ran unsuccessfully for U.S. Senate. Still regarded by the right wing of American politics as a hero, this lowlife will be forever associated with criminal wrongdoing and jinogism disguised as patriotism.

Oliver North is a disgrace to the United States Marine Corps and the United States of America.

by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006

nazi cunt

Another name for Ann Coulter, and the title of her next book that will be purchased in droves by brain dead conservatives.

Did you read the latest book by nazi cunt?

by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006

Tucker Carlson

Bowtie wearing pussy who used to appear on "Crossfire" representing the conservative viewpoint until Jon Stewart made him his bitch on "The Daily Show".

Tucker Carlson now has a show on MSNBC that hardly anyone watches.

by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006

BMW

"Bavarian Motor Works": Pretentious German-built automobile popularized by yuppies in the early 1980s. Despite so-so build quality and inordinately expensive repair costs, newer models continue to be popular among self-absorbed people, although Hummers are now giving them stiff competition. Older models are finding a new popularity among posers and can often be found these days on blocks in front of mobile homes and in Walmart parking lots.

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: The porcupine has his pricks on the outside.

by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006

styrocen

1. Dumbass who knows nothing about music...after all, only a dumbass would call the Beatles overrated yet be obsessed with Linkin Park.

2. Another name for excrement.

1. Styrocen wouldn't know good music if it bit him in the ass.

2. Be careful, my dog left a big pile of Styrocen on the sidewalk.

by Samurai Sam October 2, 2006