Tucker Carlson

Bowtie wearing pussy who used to appear on "Crossfire" representing the conservative viewpoint until Jon Stewart made him his bitch on "The Daily Show".

Tucker Carlson now has a show on MSNBC that hardly anyone watches.

by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006

Republican

1. Scientific evidence that American Indians had sexual intercourse with buffalo during the middle to late 19th Century. Since the buffalo has been hunted to near extinction, they now breed almost exclusively with their brothers and sisters.

2. Unintelligent, inbred hicks who think that screwing over working men and women with tax breaks for corporations and the rich actually helps them, that there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and that George W. Bush is a patriot despite the fact that during Vietnam he dodged the draft by getting into a National Guard unit from which he promptly went AWOL. See also: gullible, stupid, moron, rube. douchebag, dipshit.

They are commonly found in any of the following places:

a. Prison

b. Gay or redneck Bars

c. Mental Institutions

d. Trailer Parks

e. Country Music Concerts

f. Larry the Cable Guy Shows

g. Underneath Outhouses

h. Gun Shows

i. Hospital Emergency Rooms (usually as the result of something procured at h. above)

The first thing a Republican girl says after having sex for the first time is: "git off me pa, yor crushin' mah cigretts!"

by Samurai Sam September 18, 2006

Oliver North

Pseudo-patriotic sack of right wing monkey shit who was the errand boy/bagman in the Iran-Contra scandal, a right wing scheme in which arms were illegally sold to a hostile country and the profits used to fund a war in South America for which Congress specifically forbade tax dollars to be used. Convicted of lying to Congress, for which his military pension was revoked, his conviction was later overturned on appeal due to a technicality by a partisan judge. Later became a talk show host and ran unsuccessfully for U.S. Senate. Still regarded by the right wing of American politics as a hero, this lowlife will be forever associated with criminal wrongdoing and jinogism disguised as patriotism.

Oliver North is a disgrace to the United States Marine Corps and the United States of America.

by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006

styrocen

1. Dumbass who knows nothing about music...after all, only a dumbass would call the Beatles overrated yet be obsessed with Linkin Park.

2. Another name for excrement.

1. Styrocen wouldn't know good music if it bit him in the ass.

2. Be careful, my dog left a big pile of Styrocen on the sidewalk.

by Samurai Sam October 02, 2006

Nigger fortune cookie

A piece of corn bred with a food stamp baked in the middle of it.

Otis, look at Leroy. He done got himself a nigger fortune cookie on his way back from the liquor store!

by Samurai Sam September 14, 2006

BULLSHIT ARTIST

1) Republican politician.
2) Conservative talk show host or author.
3) Fox News employee.

Did you listen to Dubya's State of the Union Message last night? What a bullshit artist!

by Samurai Sam September 12, 2006

BMW

"Bavarian Motor Works": Pretentious German-built automobile popularized by yuppies in the early 1980s. Despite so-so build quality and inordinately expensive repair costs, newer models continue to be popular among self-absorbed people, although Hummers are now giving them stiff competition. Older models are finding a new popularity among posers and can often be found these days on blocks in front of mobile homes and in Walmart parking lots.

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: The porcupine has his pricks on the outside.

by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006