Samuel's definitions

Qwert

A severe computer nerd

The qwert spent 82 straight hours playing video games on his computer

by Samuel June 1, 2003

indie poser

people who overdress themselves with cool fashionable clothes, and say that they listen to a lot of music. they usually listen to horrible barely indie bands like the yeah yeah yeahs, white stripes, the faint, and the strokes.

Will: Look at that awesome kid with all those buttons on his cool designer shirt. Maybe we should go see if he is interested in the same music as us.
Bill: Let's go for it.
Indie Poser: What's up
Will: What are your favorite indie bands?
Indie poser: Uhh...like a month ago I bought that new Strokes cd...is my hair messed up?
Bill: What an indie poser.

by samuel July 18, 2004

head-chew

A very painful headache.
Comes from the mountain region of Montana where bears often chew the heads of men.

"Stop yelling, I have a bad head-chew."
"Why are you crabbie, is it a head-chew?"

by Samuel May 4, 2004

lime

To colour something lime, is to indicate its truthfulness.

The statement "Samuel has an enormous wang" would most certainly be lime'd for truth.

by Samuel August 22, 2004

doodoo

poop

i went doodoo in the toilet

by Samuel July 22, 2003

britpop

great music. some good britpop bands are oasis, doves, travis, pulp, and the smiths.

the smiths are britpop.

by samuel March 8, 2004

Yashisnkys

weird, out of the ordinary

the yashinsky's have no legs

by samuel November 17, 2003