Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Samick Downunder

Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck

The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.

Sammy: Arrghhh we're not going to make it!!
Nick: Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

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Mcsh!t with Lies

When you enter a fast food restaurant for the sole purpose of using their toilets and lie to the restaurant staff about buying food afterwards.

Sammy: Nick, that was a quick trip into McDonalds.
Nick: I only went in for a Mcsh!t with Lies

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

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A small present of little value which is acquired on the way home by a thoughtful man who has drunk too much and stayed out too late, in the hope of stopping his missus turning the fucking waterworks on. Examples include cheap chocolates bought from all night garages and bunches of flowers stolen from cemeteries.

I was gonna cop it from the missus if I didn't stop on the way home at the local petrol station to grab a sob stopper for the old ball 'n chain.

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

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Tongue Fu

An over zealous act of cunnilingus which leaves the victim's privates feeling as if she's just gone 5 rounds with jackie chan.

Sammy: Ugghhh I surrender
Nick (downunder): I knew you were no match for my tongue fu!

by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005

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Fist of Fury

A gentleman with a specific wank window, ie his missus has just popped next door for a cup of sugar, A mindless act of violent self abuse carried out in a sort of masturbatory red mist.

Sammy: Nick, I'm just popping next door for a few minutes
Nick: Ok honey, don't be long (but really!)
Nick to himself: Fist of Fury...engage!!! Arrrggghhhh yeaaaahhhh!

by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005

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