A Golden Ticket

Permission granted by one's girlfriend to enter the chocolate factory
Sammy: Nick, I'm giving you A Golden Ticket
Nick: Schwing Schwing!
by Samick Downunder August 08, 2005
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She-Tox

A period of time when a married mans missus is away, during which time he cleanses his system of her wholesome influences. A welcome relapse into batchelorhood ways of drinking, wanking, and curry eating himself to death.
Friend: Alright Nick, wow you look like shit
Nick: Cheers pal, Samantha's been away and ive been on a strict two week "She Tox"
by Samick Downunder August 23, 2005
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BOBFOC

Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. A person who possesses a killer body but has a face that only a mother could love.
by Samick Downunder August 08, 2005
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Sob stopper

A small present of little value which is acquired on the way home by a thoughtful man who has drunk too much and stayed out too late, in the hope of stopping his missus turning the fucking waterworks on. Examples include cheap chocolates bought from all night garages and bunches of flowers stolen from cemeteries.
I was gonna cop it from the missus if I didn't stop on the way home at the local petrol station to grab a sob stopper for the old ball 'n chain.
by Samick Downunder August 08, 2005
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Greyhound

Very short skirt, only an inch from the *hare*.
Nick: Check the hottie in the greyhound
Sammy: OMG! I can see her pubes!
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The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.
Sammy: Arrghhh we're not going to make it!!
Nick: Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck
by Samick Downunder August 08, 2005
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Fist of Fury

A gentleman with a specific wank window, ie his missus has just popped next door for a cup of sugar, A mindless act of violent self abuse carried out in a sort of masturbatory red mist.
Sammy: Nick, I'm just popping next door for a few minutes
Nick: Ok honey, don't be long (but really!)
Nick to himself: Fist of Fury...engage!!! Arrrggghhhh yeaaaahhhh!
by Samick Downunder August 10, 2005
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