Samick Downunder's definitions

Going for a McSh!t

Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a Mcsh!t with Lies.

Nick: Damn, I need to go to the toilet bad..brb...going for a McSh!t

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Greyhound

Very short skirt, only an inch from the *hare*.

Nick: Check the hottie in the greyhound
Sammy: OMG! I can see her pubes!

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

BOBFOC

Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. A person who possesses a killer body but has a face that only a mother could love.

Check out that bobfoc!

by Samick Downunder June 11, 2006

Fist of Fury

A gentleman with a specific wank window, ie his missus has just popped next door for a cup of sugar, A mindless act of violent self abuse carried out in a sort of masturbatory red mist.

Sammy: Nick, I'm just popping next door for a few minutes
Nick: Ok honey, don't be long (but really!)
Nick to himself: Fist of Fury...engage!!! Arrrggghhhh yeaaaahhhh!

by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005

Titanic

A lady who goes down first time out.

Nick: Hmmmm you suck like the Titanic
Sammy: And you blow like an asthmatic!

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Crafty Fisherman

A Hermaphrodite, ie, one who carries round a spare set of tackle.

Sammy: Do you think Tom will get lucky tonight?
Nick: Tom gets lucky every night..he's a crafty fisherman!
Sammy: OMG!

by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005

She-Tox

A period of time when a married mans missus is away, during which time he cleanses his system of her wholesome influences. A welcome relapse into batchelorhood ways of drinking, wanking, and curry eating himself to death.

Friend: Alright Nick, wow you look like shit
Nick: Cheers pal, Samantha's been away and ive been on a strict two week "She Tox"

by Samick Downunder September 5, 2005