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Monkey Bath

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
Nick in bathroom: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!"
Sammy: Haha sounds like Nick is having a monkey bath!
by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005
mugGet the Monkey Bathmug.

Greyhound

Very short skirt, only an inch from the *hare*.
Nick: Check the hottie in the greyhound
Sammy: OMG! I can see her pubes!
by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005
mugGet the Greyhoundmug.

Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck

The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.
Sammy: Arrghhh we're not going to make it!!
Nick: Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck
by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005
mugGet the Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuckmug.

Mcsh!t with Lies

When you enter a fast food restaurant for the sole purpose of using their toilets and lie to the restaurant staff about buying food afterwards.
Sammy: Nick, that was a quick trip into McDonalds.
Nick: I only went in for a Mcsh!t with Lies
by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005
mugGet the Mcsh!t with Liesmug.

Going for a McSh!t

Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a Mcsh!t with Lies.
Nick: Damn, I need to go to the toilet bad..brb...going for a McSh!t
by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005
mugGet the Going for a McSh!tmug.

X Piles

Nick: What's wrong Sammy?
Sammy: Call Agent Mulder, I think I have the case of the X Piles
by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005
mugGet the X Pilesmug.

Tongue Fu

An over zealous act of cunnilingus which leaves the victim's privates feeling as if she's just gone 5 rounds with jackie chan.
Sammy: Ugghhh I surrender
Nick (downunder): I knew you were no match for my tongue fu!
by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005
mugGet the Tongue Fumug.

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