17 definitions by Samick Downunder
by Samick Downunder August 8, 2005
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. A person who possesses a killer body but has a face that only a mother could love.
by Samick Downunder August 8, 2005
A period of time when a married mans missus is away, during which time he cleanses his system of her wholesome influences. A welcome relapse into batchelorhood ways of drinking, wanking, and curry eating himself to death.
Friend: Alright Nick, wow you look like shit
Nick: Cheers pal, Samantha's been away and ive been on a strict two week "She Tox"
Nick: Cheers pal, Samantha's been away and ive been on a strict two week "She Tox"
by Samick Downunder August 23, 2005
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a Mcsh!t with Lies.
by Samick Downunder August 8, 2005
An over zealous act of cunnilingus which leaves the victim's privates feeling as if she's just gone 5 rounds with jackie chan.
by Samick Downunder August 10, 2005
When you enter a fast food restaurant for the sole purpose of using their toilets and lie to the restaurant staff about buying food afterwards.
by Samick Downunder August 8, 2005
by Samick Downunder August 8, 2005