Crafty Fisherman

A Hermaphrodite, ie, one who carries round a spare set of tackle.

Sammy: Do you think Tom will get lucky tonight?
Nick: Tom gets lucky every night..he's a crafty fisherman!
Sammy: OMG!

by Samick Downunder September 03, 2005

Sob stopper

A small present of little value which is acquired on the way home by a thoughtful man who has drunk too much and stayed out too late, in the hope of stopping his missus turning the fucking waterworks on. Examples include cheap chocolates bought from all night garages and bunches of flowers stolen from cemeteries.

I was gonna cop it from the missus if I didn't stop on the way home at the local petrol station to grab a sob stopper for the old ball 'n chain.

by Samick Downunder September 01, 2005

Tongue Fu

An over zealous act of cunnilingus which leaves the victim's privates feeling as if she's just gone 5 rounds with jackie chan.

Sammy: Ugghhh I surrender
Nick (downunder): I knew you were no match for my tongue fu!

by Samick Downunder September 03, 2005

Jester Feet

The curling of ones toes at the point of orgasmic climax, thus replicating the turned up shoes of a court jester.

Scott: Did you give the missus one last night?
Nick: Oh yeah, Sammy rode me hard and good and gave me jester feet!

by Samick Downunder September 05, 2005

X Piles

Unwanted visitors from uranus

Nick: What's wrong Sammy?
Sammy: Call Agent Mulder, I think I have the case of the X Piles

by Samick Downunder September 01, 2005

Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck

The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.

Sammy: Arrghhh we're not going to make it!!
Nick: Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck

by Samick Downunder September 01, 2005

A Golden Ticket

Permission granted by one's girlfriend to enter the chocolate factory

Sammy: Nick, I'm giving you A Golden Ticket
Nick: Schwing Schwing!

by Samick Downunder September 01, 2005