Samick Downunder's definitions

X Piles

Unwanted visitors from uranus

Nick: What's wrong Sammy?
Sammy: Call Agent Mulder, I think I have the case of the X Piles

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

A Golden Ticket

Permission granted by one's girlfriend to enter the chocolate factory

Sammy: Nick, I'm giving you A Golden Ticket
Nick: Schwing Schwing!

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Jester Feet

The curling of ones toes at the point of orgasmic climax, thus replicating the turned up shoes of a court jester.

Scott: Did you give the missus one last night?
Nick: Oh yeah, Sammy rode me hard and good and gave me jester feet!

by Samick Downunder September 5, 2005

Sob stopper

A small present of little value which is acquired on the way home by a thoughtful man who has drunk too much and stayed out too late, in the hope of stopping his missus turning the fucking waterworks on. Examples include cheap chocolates bought from all night garages and bunches of flowers stolen from cemeteries.

I was gonna cop it from the missus if I didn't stop on the way home at the local petrol station to grab a sob stopper for the old ball 'n chain.

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Fist of Fury

A gentleman with a specific wank window, ie his missus has just popped next door for a cup of sugar, A mindless act of violent self abuse carried out in a sort of masturbatory red mist.

Sammy: Nick, I'm just popping next door for a few minutes
Nick: Ok honey, don't be long (but really!)
Nick to himself: Fist of Fury...engage!!! Arrrggghhhh yeaaaahhhh!

by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005

Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck

The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.

Sammy: Arrghhh we're not going to make it!!
Nick: Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Adam Ant

To inscribe a white line across a ladies face using ones naughty paintbrush,in a style reminiscent of the briefly popular eighties highwayman' make up.

Sammy: What the heck are you doing?
*Nick wields his shooting schlong like a paintbrush all over Sammy's face
Nick: I'm giving you an Adam Ant baby!

by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005