Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Samick Downunder

Jester Feet

The curling of ones toes at the point of orgasmic climax, thus replicating the turned up shoes of a court jester.

Scott: Did you give the missus one last night?
Nick: Oh yeah, Sammy rode me hard and good and gave me jester feet!

by Samick Downunder September 5, 2005

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Mcsh!t with Lies

When you enter a fast food restaurant for the sole purpose of using their toilets and lie to the restaurant staff about buying food afterwards.

Sammy: Nick, that was a quick trip into McDonalds.
Nick: I only went in for a Mcsh!t with Lies

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

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A small present of little value which is acquired on the way home by a thoughtful man who has drunk too much and stayed out too late, in the hope of stopping his missus turning the fucking waterworks on. Examples include cheap chocolates bought from all night garages and bunches of flowers stolen from cemeteries.

I was gonna cop it from the missus if I didn't stop on the way home at the local petrol station to grab a sob stopper for the old ball 'n chain.

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

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Tongue Fu

An over zealous act of cunnilingus which leaves the victim's privates feeling as if she's just gone 5 rounds with jackie chan.

Sammy: Ugghhh I surrender
Nick (downunder): I knew you were no match for my tongue fu!

by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005

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She-Tox

A period of time when a married mans missus is away, during which time he cleanses his system of her wholesome influences. A welcome relapse into batchelorhood ways of drinking, wanking, and curry eating himself to death.

Friend: Alright Nick, wow you look like shit
Nick: Cheers pal, Samantha's been away and ive been on a strict two week "She Tox"

by Samick Downunder September 5, 2005

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