Definitions by Samantha Fox

hand job 

also known as the lazy mans' wank. The process by which a woman masturbates a man to the point of climax and ejaculation.

I was tired of wanking myself off, so I asked the nurse to give me a hand job.

hand job by Samantha Fox January 14, 2008

jenna jameson

better known as the Queen of Porn, Jenna Jameson is a blonde pornstar responsible for much wasted sperm and long hours of unrepentant masturbatory folly. Jameson is also a skilled film director.

As soon as Jenna Jameson came onto the screen, I knew I'd never be able to resist. Six hours and much wasted tissue later, I picked my pants up off the floor and slunk shamefully out as my girlfriend glared accusingly at me and my sticky hands.

jenna jameson by Samantha Fox January 14, 2008

buffy the vampire slayer 

Born Buffy Anne Summers in Los Angeles, California, Buffy is the descendant of a long line of vampire slayers that stretches back to at least the Dark Ages and probably much further. In 1997, she moved to the town of Sunnydale, California, the so-called Hellmouth. There she defended humanity from the evil schemes of The Master, Mayor Richard Wilkins III, Glory, The First Evil and Angelus. She is currently residing in Italy.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer would kick Dracula's butt any day.

buffy the vampire slayer by Samantha Fox January 11, 2008

knob 

1. A penis that is constantly erect.
2. A person who resembles a penis in physical appearance and/or behaviour.

You'll take out someone's eye with your knob sticking out like that.

knob by Samantha Fox January 6, 2008

pamela anderson 

an attractive woman who was the number one cure for male impotence throughout the 1990s.

Pamela Anderson is better than Viagra!

pamela anderson by Samantha Fox November 10, 2007

chimpanzee 

A highly intelligent species of ape found throughout Africa. Chimpanzees are known for their ability to outsmart humans and advanced mathematical skills. They are also outstanding architects and engineers. Chimpanzees were largely responsible for designing the rocket that took Neil Armstrong to the moon in 1969. The term 'chimp' is a derogatory term for chimpanzees that is commonly used by specicists.

That chimpanzee is smarter than any man I've ever known.

chimpanzee by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007

tart 

A professional slut who poses nude in men's magazines.

There's a nice photo of that tart on page 12, if you're interested in checking it out.

tart by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007