11 definitions by Samantha Fox

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Better known as Tomb Raider. Jolie is the world's most famous archaeologist. Her exploits were depicted in the Tomb Raider series of video games and films. Due to her incredible hotness, Jolie became Male Masturbation Fantasy # 1 for three years in a row between 2001 and 2003.
Angelina Jolie is the greatest archaeologist in the history of mankind.
by Samantha Fox October 21, 2007
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applying lubricant to the penis, then rubbing it slowly up and down while viewing images of attractive woman naked or engaging in sex acts. In time, the rhythmic movement will lead to a build-up in excitement. At this point, your sister and her best mate will walk in. It'll be too late to stop and a sticky whitish fluid will shoot out onto your computer screen. The girls will close the door and you will be left in a state of profound shame.
I was jacking off to pictures of Carmen Electra when the nuns walked in.
by Samantha Fox October 21, 2007
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Born Buffy Anne Summers in Los Angeles, California, Buffy is the descendant of a long line of vampire slayers that stretches back to at least the Dark Ages and probably much further. In 1997, she moved to the town of Sunnydale, California, the so-called Hellmouth. There she defended humanity from the evil schemes of The Master, Mayor Richard Wilkins III, Glory, The First Evil and Angelus. She is currently residing in Italy.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer would kick Dracula's butt any day.
by Samantha Fox December 30, 2007
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also known as the lazy mans' wank. The process by which a woman masturbates a man to the point of climax and ejaculation.
I was tired of wanking myself off, so I asked the nurse to give me a hand job.
by Samantha Fox January 07, 2008
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an attractive woman who was the number one cure for male impotence throughout the 1990s.
Pamela Anderson is better than Viagra!
by Samantha Fox October 24, 2007
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Magazines, films or photographs of a sexually explicit nature used by men as an aid to masturbation. Pornography can be divided into 3 main categories:

1. Erotica - Mild materials stimulating only to failed wankers.
2. Softcore porn - photos of naked hot chicks popular among traditionalist wankers.
3. Hardcore porn - highly explicit content favoured by experienced wankers.
I was supposed to finish that report last night but I spent the whole time looking at porn and polishing my knob.
by Samantha Fox October 21, 2007
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A highly intelligent species of ape found throughout Africa. Chimpanzees are known for their ability to outsmart humans and advanced mathematical skills. They are also outstanding architects and engineers. Chimpanzees were largely responsible for designing the rocket that took Neil Armstrong to the moon in 1969. The term 'chimp' is a derogatory term for chimpanzees that is commonly used by specicists.
That chimpanzee is smarter than any man I've ever known.
by Samantha Fox October 21, 2007
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