11 definitions by Samantha Fox

As soon as Jenna Jameson came onto the screen, I knew I'd never be able to resist. Six hours and much wasted tissue later, I picked my pants up off the floor and slunk shamefully out as my girlfriend glared accusingly at me and my sticky hands.

You'll take out someone's eye with your knob sticking out like that.

Anyone planning to toss off is gonna need a lot of space to himself.

There's a nice photo of that tart on page 12, if you're interested in checking it out.