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Definitions by Sam is a Dick

whig party 

A party held by white high-school kids in the affluent suburbs where they listen to the latest rap CDs and try desperately to be black.

In this case whig is short for whigger.
Two black guys showing up for fifteen minutes before leaving because it's lame does not change the fact that it's a whig party.
whig party by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2006
Not a nickname for oral sex, but we should start calling it that.
For the last time that's not what a loosey is.
loosey by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2006

chavalry 

1: A group of chavs, otherwise known as a crapfestation. Derives from cavalry.

2: When a chav wipes the crumbs off his face and runs a comb through his hair to impress some bird out of his league, but only so he can premature ejaculate on her and brag to his friends about how hard he gave it to her. Derives from chivalry.
Oh jeez who called out the fucking chavalry.

I know he told me I was so beautiful and stole me that diamond ring from that old lady, but I still say it was just an act of chavalry.
chavalry by Sam is a Dick October 29, 2006
Dude I've gotta get boxers, your mom keeps giving me a chafer.
chafer by Sam is a Dick October 28, 2006
A major dick. That's really all there is to say about it.
If I was Superman I'd go to the scene of a major tragedy and just stand about not helping anyone for the fun of it.
Superman by Sam is a Dick October 26, 2006
Proof that wealth can't buy class.
I gotta get into the fake jewelry business, all the retards buying bling I'll never go broke.
bling by Sam is a Dick October 26, 2006
Mark Foley enjoys spending time with young STUDs.
STUD by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006