free speech

Thanks to the internet, a great form of cheap entertainment.

Damn I love reading retarded conspiracy blogs, thank you free speech.

by Sam is a Dick November 14, 2006

run batted in

When you help your friend get laid.

Hey buddy thanks for hooking me up with Karen, you totally get a run batted in.

by Sam is a Dick May 31, 2007

Ozzy Osbourne

The man who helped birth heavy metal, reshaped the musical landscape of the world, but was too drugged up to notice.

He didn't so much do drugs as majored in them, and got tenure.

And before you click on thumbs down I love the Ozzman and would totally give him my kidneys (he'll probably be needing those soon with everything he's put in his system).

"I've been fakking doing what for the past 40 years? Fakking sweet."
-Ozzy Osbourne

by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007

trophy minority

Typically a white person's one black friend, who they are so proud to know and tend to mention as though they won some kind of prize.

We hung out for a while before I realized I was just a trophy minority.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

jew camping

To take an expensive RV, with all the amenities, into the woods and spend the entire time inside the vehicle.

Jew #1: What's the difference between Jew camping and staying home?

Jew #2: What?

Jew #1: No, I was seriously asking you.

by Sam is a Dick October 14, 2006

whig party

A party held by white high-school kids in the affluent suburbs where they listen to the latest rap CDs and try desperately to be black.

In this case whig is short for whigger.

Two black guys showing up for fifteen minutes before leaving because it's lame does not change the fact that it's a whig party.

by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2006

toss the tuna salad

To eat pussy, so called because it smells like tuna.

Baby I wanna take you home and toss the tuna salad all night.

by Sam is a Dick October 31, 2006