Sam is a Dick's definitions

Ozzy Osbourne

The man who helped birth heavy metal, reshaped the musical landscape of the world, but was too drugged up to notice.

He didn't so much do drugs as majored in them, and got tenure.

And before you click on thumbs down I love the Ozzman and would totally give him my kidneys (he'll probably be needing those soon with everything he's put in his system).

"I've been fakking doing what for the past 40 years? Fakking sweet."
-Ozzy Osbourne

by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007

free speech

Thanks to the internet, a great form of cheap entertainment.

Damn I love reading retarded conspiracy blogs, thank you free speech.

by Sam is a Dick November 14, 2006

run batted in

When you help your friend get laid.

Hey buddy thanks for hooking me up with Karen, you totally get a run batted in.

by Sam is a Dick May 31, 2007

free tour

When a girl gives a guy a small amount of sexual gratification, but withholds the rest until he commits to a relationship.

Last night she gave me the free tour, but I'm definitely gonna subscribe.

by Sam is a Dick November 13, 2006

Bass player

Typically the one in the band with the biggest penis.

I went home with the lead singer last night and was totally unsatisfied. Tonight I'm fucking the bass player.

by Sam is a Dick April 2, 2007

jew camping

To take an expensive RV, with all the amenities, into the woods and spend the entire time inside the vehicle.

Jew #1: What's the difference between Jew camping and staying home?

Jew #2: What?

Jew #1: No, I was seriously asking you.

by Sam is a Dick October 14, 2006

Imus

A massive bowel movement that talks like a crackwhore halway through a botched deep throat and is mentally inferior to my ball bag.

Oy burrito night was brutal, I gotta go take a massive Imus.

by Sam is a Dick March 25, 2007