Sam's definitions

laser

A dumb fuck that dosent know any thing

Eileens a laser, she dosent know what a prick is!

by Sam July 19, 2004

pizza

having a cheezy face. youngsters go through this stage in life when they start to get hair and their balls start to drop.

yo man, did you see josh this morning ? his face looks like a pizza !!

by sam November 18, 2003

Bumdarts

The act in which a rampant homosexual partakes.

You bumdarts champion

by Sam March 17, 2003

resident evil 4

A game that kicks so much ass it needs to import some cheap ones from 3rd world countries.

"Holy shit! Did you see that crazy fisherman's wife's head explode when I stamped on it? Sweet..."

by sam January 19, 2005

Contralto

The lowest womon's singing voice; on her lowest notes, she sounds almost like a man, often leading to people mistaking them for men on the radio, telephone, or wherever.

The alto range, which is below soprano, is really a mish-mash of the mezzo-soprano range and the contralto range; the mezzo-soprano is the higher of the two.

The contralto voice is pretty rare since there is little work that was written specifically for them. Countertenors, mezzo-sopranos, and often tenors, baritones, and basses take the roles that were written for them.

by Sam October 28, 2004

sexiest man alive

a man who's tall dark and handsome...a guitar god...wonder who that could be?

um....KIRK HAMMETT!!!!!!

by Sam April 11, 2004

shiffty

The most 1337est of 1337's that have ever 1337'ed around this 1337 world.

look in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, no its a Shiffty

by Sam July 19, 2004