Broom

a fat arsehole that looks like Mr Clarke

if someone parks their un-wanted (and ugly) behind on ones' knee the correct detterant would be "get your broom off me"

by Sam November 28, 2003

Nit

a small niple looking pimple on a male genital (nipple/tit)

Jerrys so sick,i saw his dick and it has a NIT on it.

nicholas n samuel

by sam December 23, 2004

bill gates

A man who is both God and Satan, simultaneously.

All hail Bill Gates! On second thought, don't.

by Sam August 08, 2005

Bass

The lowest male singing voice. In opera and musicals, they play buffoons, kings, priests, fathers, the Devil, and other miscellaneous parts. Male counterpart to the contralto, although much more common.

Whoa, now that's low! I like the bass! So majestic, so elegant... but it sounds kinda spooky.

by Sam October 29, 2004

condential

when a person tries to give a lecture that makes them look smarter than they really are by using big words.

"Those flatulence are an inconvenience to homosapiens everywhere!"
"Thanks for the condential Jean..."

by sam June 19, 2006

reallysnazzy

Something that tight cool awesome
an noun that has more snazz

Man this game is reallsnazzy

by sam April 19, 2004

caiti

1. a girl who knows useless bits of information, watches cool shows like the Simpsons, eats burritos, comes up with cool words like "mow", comes up with cool catchphrases like "Holy Shit on Wheels
2. someone/something you sell in Turkey for crack money

1. Sometimes I wish I was like Caiti.
2. Damn...I need some crack and I am in Turkey...I better go get some Caiti's from the ATM.

by sam March 01, 2005