Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Salinas Guy

Equifucked

Having your personal information hacked by this dumb ass reporting agency

My identity was stolen - I was royally Equifucked

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The best high school ever. Unfortunately the kids can't spell.

Aptos High Kid: You Watsonville High kids can't spell - "way beater than aptos high" - What a moron!

Watsonville High Kid: Can you give me a job?

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Bobby and Bill went down to the park last night to hit a couple of homers

Homer by Salinas Guy May 10, 2009

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Another of a long list of words to identify gay guys - Plural for homo

Look at those guys - I bet they're a couple of butt fuckin homers

Homers by Salinas Guy April 1, 2009

A extremly hard pelvic squeeze resulting from extensive kegel exercises

I made her cum so hard that she kegeled me and I ended up getting pushed out of her pussy

kegeled by Salinas Guy February 3, 2008

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I rammed so much air into her pussy with my big dick that it exploded out audibly as an giant puddy fart

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