Salinas Guy's definitions

Puddy Fart

Air escaping from a pussy

I rammed so much air into her pussy with my big dick that it exploded out audibly as an giant puddy fart

by Salinas Guy February 3, 2008

Watsonville High

The best high school ever. Unfortunately the kids can't spell.

Aptos High Kid: You Watsonville High kids can't spell - "way beater than aptos high" - What a moron!

Watsonville High Kid: Can you give me a job?

by Salinas Guy September 18, 2012

kegeled

A extremly hard pelvic squeeze resulting from extensive kegel exercises

I made her cum so hard that she kegeled me and I ended up getting pushed out of her pussy

by Salinas Guy February 3, 2008

Homer

Another word for gay bashing

Bobby and Bill went down to the park last night to hit a couple of homers

by Salinas Guy May 10, 2009

Equifucked

Having your personal information hacked by this dumb ass reporting agency

My identity was stolen - I was royally Equifucked

by Salinas Guy October 7, 2017

Homers

Another of a long list of words to identify gay guys - Plural for homo

Look at those guys - I bet they're a couple of butt fuckin homers

by Salinas Guy April 1, 2009