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salt miner

A male person who pleasures himself a bit too often or at opportune moments (like when a girlfriend is asleep or in the bath), a wanker, tosser, masturbator. Taken from the action of a miner using his tool at the source of the salt.
OMFG, did ya hear that Steve got caught wanking at work, he's such a fucking salt miner.
by Safecracker G October 15, 2004
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mong

1. (Mong)- Slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. This makes every witness simultaneously raise their hands to their shoulders and shake 'em while sticking their tongue in their lower lip and making 'urrgh' noises.

2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.
1. Steve you mong, you've just poured the kettle onto ya cornflakes.

2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.
by Safecracker G October 15, 2004
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blow your oats

(Masc.)~ to cum or ejaculate etc etc...
Steve'z girlfriend gave me some sucky sucky last night and I blew me oatz all over her titz ;p
by Safecracker G October 17, 2004
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loony bin

A hospital fo nutterz and crazy mf'z etc.
Steve'z gone mad and has been carted off by men in white jacketz to tha loony bin.
by Safecracker G November 1, 2004
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play the violin

The act of fuckin' a girl while she is still wearin' her knickerz, ie., pulled to the side and rubbin' on ya cock.
I got chaffed on me dick when I 'played the violin' with me girl this mornin' :/
by Safecracker G November 20, 2004
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vapourisor

An small portable electric device which heats the active chemicals in weed and turns them into a vapour which can then be inhaled. Allows a smokeless intake as the weed is not burned as it would be in a pipe or spliff.
Have you tried Steves vapourisor yet, you get a well good hit from it.
by Safecracker G October 15, 2004
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Wank Bank

A section of tha (mainly) male brain that keepz a record of sexually stimulating thoughtz + ideaz that are called upon when masturbating.
Have you seen Steve'z new girl?
I've added her to my wank bank.
by Safecracker G January 16, 2005
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