Safecracker G's definitions

vapourisor

An small portable electric device which heats the active chemicals in weed and turns them into a vapour which can then be inhaled. Allows a smokeless intake as the weed is not burned as it would be in a pipe or spliff.

Have you tried Steves vapourisor yet, you get a well good hit from it.

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

loony bin

A hospital fo nutterz and crazy mf'z etc.

Steve'z gone mad and has been carted off by men in white jacketz to tha loony bin.

by Safecracker G November 1, 2004

beaver fever

A sexually transmitted disease, a gash rash

After shaggin' this bird, tha doc told me I had caught a 'beaver fever'

by Safecracker G September 10, 2004

sexploration

The early dayz of any sexual relationship when you are findin' out about each otherz bodiez and desirez.

me + my new girlfriend have been sexplorin' fo a week now, I think itz about time I asked her about anal

by Safecracker G April 10, 2005

toss the caber

a scottish sport where you throw a huge log as far as possible ... BUT secretly itz also a term that referz to a wank

Dave: "Why wasn't you at the party last night Steve?"
Steve: "Oh, I decided to give it a miss + toss the caber."

by Safecracker G May 2, 2005

Scott Free

1. To completely get away with something, like murder.
2. A false name given to Police when you are stopped + searched.

Pig: "'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, whatz your name then sonny?"
Sonny: "Erm ... no itz not Sonny, itz Scott Free."

by Safecracker G May 2, 2005

Wank Bank

A section of tha (mainly) male brain that keepz a record of sexually stimulating thoughtz + ideaz that are called upon when masturbating.

Have you seen Steve'z new girl?
I've added her to my wank bank.

by Safecracker G January 16, 2005