STAN's definitions

Jobber

A man, mostly like to be called 'Kez', who takes all of the skill out of football simulation console games by running as fast as possible towards the goal line and then cuts the ball back for a player to tap in from 2 yards.
The word jobber is derived from the type of goal scored here, a 'jobber goal'.

That's such a jobber goal Kez, you bloody jobber!
You been to the job centre there....

by Stan October 26, 2010

henpeck

To dominate or harass (one's husband) with persistent nagging.

also

To find fault with constantly: carp at, fuss at, nag, peck at, pick.

Stan decided to stay late at the office in an effort to decrease the amount of henpecking he would undoubtedly experience at home

by Stan April 12, 2006

gay bandit

someone who likes the penis way to much and goes around stealing peaple straightnes!!

big gay al is a gay bandit

by stan August 18, 2006

Crumpin

a very gay dance that clowns use to get sex

the clown was crumpin when he was bangin the girl

by stan April 12, 2006

Navy SEAL

A division of the U.S. Naval Special Warfare dept. that specialize in reconnaisance and anti guerilla/terrorism warfare during clandestyne operations. SEAL standing for operating on Sea Air and Land

Over the next 2 years you will endure the most grueling lifestyle known to service members and man as a whole. If you pass and recieve your trident you will be a Navy SEAL

by Stan October 26, 2003

Sibling

A younger brother or sister.

by Stan April 12, 2006

umfriend

Noun used to describe someone who you are banging, in the stage before she is your legitimate girlfriend

"Oh Hi guys, I hope you don't mind that I brought my um...friend Ursula to our poker night"

by Stan July 27, 2004