SPQR's definitions

cornilingus

Frenzied licking of corn-on-the-cob to remove excess butter before it drips on the table.

Cornilingus time! That cob looks like it's about to drip.

by SPQR March 4, 2009

chaon

tall badass type of dude with leftist politics

Dave Fitz got his assed kicked at the party by a drunk chaon.

by SPQR July 10, 2003

squish

Medical slang for a mammogram.

They found an abnormality on my squish, so they want me to get an ultrasound.

by SPQR October 29, 2006

holepocrite

A person who has body piercings or tattoos, but still professes to be afraid of needles.

The holepocrite at work has a pierced tongue and navel, but has been whining to us all morning about how much she dreads getting her flu shot.

by SPQR October 15, 2006