Definitions by SPQR

holepocrite 

A person who has body piercings or tattoos, but still professes to be afraid of needles.

The holepocrite at work has a pierced tongue and navel, but has been whining to us all morning about how much she dreads getting her flu shot.

holepocrite by SPQR October 15, 2006

pisslexia 

A tendency to flush the toilet by mistake before one begins to urinate.

I'm not trying to waste water! I have pisslexia.

pisslexia by SPQR April 25, 2006

Calbino 

A Calfornia girl without a tan.

Winona Ryder got that role in Beetle Juice because she's a Calbino.

Calbino by SPQR September 12, 2005

chaon 

tall badass type of dude with leftist politics

Dave Fitz got his assed kicked at the party by a drunk chaon.

chaon by SPQR July 10, 2003