SPQR's definitions

squish

Medical slang for a mammogram.

They found an abnormality on my squish, so they want me to get an ultrasound.

by SPQR October 29, 2006

holepocrite

A person who has body piercings or tattoos, but still professes to be afraid of needles.

The holepocrite at work has a pierced tongue and navel, but has been whining to us all morning about how much she dreads getting her flu shot.

by SPQR October 15, 2006

me check

The epiphany about what you really want when once you get over being canned from a job.

I've enjoyed screwing off on unemployment the past few weeks, and this is my me check - I never want to work with dumb, boring, needy, obsequious people again for the rest of my life!

by SPQR November 4, 2007

alcocommuting

Doing the most boring, mindless parts of your job drunk, off-the-clock, on your home computer, so you can reclaim the time fucking off at work, and yet convey the appearance of being efficient.

Policy and procedure updates? Attendance statistics? Put 'em on my alcocommuting to-do list.

by SPQR October 28, 2006