holepocrite

A person who has body piercings or tattoos, but still professes to be afraid of needles.

The holepocrite at work has a pierced tongue and navel, but has been whining to us all morning about how much she dreads getting her flu shot.

by SPQR October 15, 2006

me check

The epiphany about what you really want when once you get over being canned from a job.

I've enjoyed screwing off on unemployment the past few weeks, and this is my me check - I never want to work with dumb, boring, needy, obsequious people again for the rest of my life!

by SPQR November 04, 2007

mombie

A listless, unaffectionate mother who tries to go through the motions of rearing the perfect child. Equals mom + zombie. She'd rather ask her kid what a participle is, instead of trying to savor a light moment.

The community center was full of mombies, who grilled their kids coldly on what they learned today in school in the 15 minutes wait before gymnastics class.

by SPQR November 12, 2007

foretilla

The unfilled flap of tortilla at the end of a stingily filled burrito.

From foreskin + tortilla.

I'm never going to Taco Bell again when the manager is making the food! My burrito had a three inch foretilla!

by SPQR November 12, 2007