Small rodent-like animal found on Rottnest Island, just of the coast of West Australia. They tend to trash hotel rooms if you leave the door open.
by Spanky May 28, 2003
by spanky September 25, 2003
to slap someone across the face.
five referring to the number of digits on your hand.
this is usually something done by a parent to their child when the kid is unruly.
five referring to the number of digits on your hand.
this is usually something done by a parent to their child when the kid is unruly.
kid: duh, i'm a stupid kid, i'm gonna knock over this vase
dad: boy!! that's five across the eyes!
<<*SMACK*>>
kid:waaaah! i am little bitch, but i sure learned my lesson.
dad: boy!! that's five across the eyes!
<<*SMACK*>>
kid:waaaah! i am little bitch, but i sure learned my lesson.
by spanky July 16, 2003
yo mama so fat, you gotta take two trains and a bus to get on her good side
yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked what she's doin, she says "movin"
yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked what she's doin, she says "movin"
by spanky July 10, 2003
when your weiner gets all covered in poop. most likely from banging a drunk highschool girl in the ass.
dude, the other day i had a party at my house and we were drinkin a keg of Busch Light, then we all got real horny and decided it would be a good idea to go bang all the girls in the ass. Midway through this ass bangin my mom came home and caught me. I pulled my weiner out of the girls ass and said "awwwww mom, i got poopdick."
by spanky March 12, 2005
by spanky March 06, 2005