SPANKY's definitions

P.H.D.

A girl who earns a "playa hatin degree" when her boi decides it would be ok to cheat on his what he called wifey.

I graduated with a P.H.D. when I confronted my boi about a story I'd been told and he confessed that he'd been cheatin on me for two years.

by Spanky November 28, 2003

weapon of math instruction

something used to teach math.

protractor, pencil, compass....

all these are weapons of math instruction

by spanky February 5, 2004

fuxxor

"fucked"

i fuxxored your mom

by spanky October 19, 2003

dink out

While golfing: On any hole tee-off, if your shot fails to pass the womens tee-off spot, the other players call DINK OUT! and you must pull out your dink and play the rest of that hole with your dong hanging out of your pants.

FORE!
*slice*
shit, that thing only went two feet!
DINK OUT!!

by spanky December 18, 2003

five across the eyes

to slap someone across the face.
five referring to the number of digits on your hand.
this is usually something done by a parent to their child when the kid is unruly.

kid: duh, i'm a stupid kid, i'm gonna knock over this vase
dad: boy!! that's five across the eyes!
<<*SMACK*>>
kid:waaaah! i am little bitch, but i sure learned my lesson.

by spanky July 16, 2003

quokka

Small rodent-like animal found on Rottnest Island, just of the coast of West Australia. They tend to trash hotel rooms if you leave the door open.

That quokka just tipped over the bin! Catch it!!!

by Spanky May 28, 2003

fok

native american pronunciation of fuck.
also possible: fak fik and fek, depending on drunkeness

FAK YU FOK!!!
WHY DA COPS ALWAYS ARREST ME... what da fek.

by spanky July 10, 2003