Definitions by SNAKE

Howitzer 

1) A large gun used to blow things up.

2) A rather potent cocktail-shot consisting of Sambuca and Rum.

1) Shit! They're shooting at us with Howitzers!

2) I'm going to the bar for a Howitzer.

Howitzer by Snake July 18, 2004

Magnum 

An incredibly powerful handgun

Ah ah! I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking 'did he fire six shots or only five?'. Well, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clean off, you'd better ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well? Do ya? Punk!

(Loud gunshot)

Magnum by Snake July 18, 2004

TIMMY! 

What you shout to your friend should he be called Timmy

Yo! TIMMY! Hey, it's TIMMY!

TIMMY! by Snake July 12, 2004

Snake

1) Large reptile that can either poison or eat things

2) To sneak, steal or be lucky

3) Short for Snake Plissken of Escape from New York

4) Short for Solid Snake of the Metal Gear series

1) AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!!! I've just been poisoned by a snake.

2) You're some snakey cunt, boy.

3) Call me Snake

4) Meryl.....

Snake by Snake July 12, 2004

Trogdor 

TROGDOR!!!! TROGDOR!!!!

Trogdor was a man,
I mean...he was a dragon-man.
Uh....maybe he was just a dragon.
Um....but he was still

TROGDOR!!!! TROGDOR!!!!

Burninating the countryside
Burninating the peasants
Burninating all the people
in the thatched-roof COTTAGES!!!
THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!!!!

And then Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIGHT!!!!!

Trogdor burninates all!

Trogdor by Snake July 9, 2004

Bollollocks 

Used in a situation that isn't bad enough to warrant using the word fuck, but causes more frustration than is required for using bollocks

Oh, bollollocks, I just dropped this insanely heavy box on my foot

Bollollocks by Snake July 9, 2004

Smeg 

From the tv show Red Dwarf, it is a commonly used insult, derived from Smegma.

1) Smeg: Exclamation of surprise not unlike fuck.

2) Smegger: Obnoxious person

3) Smeg head: As 2

1) Oh Smeg! What the smeggin' smeg's he smeggin' done?!

2) I'll nut the smegger into oblivion

3) I'm not an insubordinate man by nature. I try and respect Rimmer and all, but it's so hard because he's such a smeg head.

Smeg by Snake July 9, 2004