SNAKE's definitions
by Snake December 7, 2004

Slang for a Fiat Punto. Generally driven by knackers, scobes and boy racers, though most of the aforementioned are usually one and the same. As a result, they are cheap, unreliable and rust after a few years.
See also Honda Civic.
See also Honda Civic.
by Snake February 1, 2006

A general nickname for anyone who has a tendency to be a bit slow. Usually, this nickname will go to someone by the name of Murphy.
The original Spud was Joe "Spud" Murphy, founder of the Tayto crisp company and inventor of the Cheese and Onion crisp.
The Spud from Trainspotting was also a Murphy.
The original Spud was Joe "Spud" Murphy, founder of the Tayto crisp company and inventor of the Cheese and Onion crisp.
The Spud from Trainspotting was also a Murphy.
Oi! Spud! Get over here!
by Snake December 11, 2005

1) Despite what that American idiot who requested it to be deleted said, people do actually use this as slang for a Mercedes.
2) Mercenary
2) Mercenary
1) Lads, I pissed on a Merc last night. Goddamn yuppie bastards.
2) Fuck it, let's just hire a Merc to kill him.
2) Fuck it, let's just hire a Merc to kill him.
by Snake January 30, 2005

1) A large gun used to blow things up.
2) A rather potent cocktail-shot consisting of Sambuca and Rum.
2) A rather potent cocktail-shot consisting of Sambuca and Rum.
by Snake July 18, 2004

From the tv show Red Dwarf, it is a commonly used insult, derived from Smegma.
1) Smeg: Exclamation of surprise not unlike fuck.
2) Smegger: Obnoxious person
3) Smeg head: As 2
1) Smeg: Exclamation of surprise not unlike fuck.
2) Smegger: Obnoxious person
3) Smeg head: As 2
1) Oh Smeg! What the smeggin' smeg's he smeggin' done?!
2) I'll nut the smegger into oblivion
3) I'm not an insubordinate man by nature. I try and respect Rimmer and all, but it's so hard because he's such a smeg head.
2) I'll nut the smegger into oblivion
3) I'm not an insubordinate man by nature. I try and respect Rimmer and all, but it's so hard because he's such a smeg head.
by Snake July 9, 2004

by Snake January 16, 2005
