Definitions by SJ@24

'Tisn't 

'Tisn't - The smooth, hairless seam on the scrotum that divides the testicles from each other.

Southernism.
See: taint.

"Daddy, what's this line on my scrotum?"
"Why, that's where Da Lawd done sewed up yo' nutsack after he inserted yo' balls.
'Tisn't yo' left nut and 'tisn't yo' right."

'Tisn't by SJ@24 July 29, 2009

Obamandingo 

Virile American president that scares racist white folk.

Cleetus the hillbilly is afraid Obamandingo is gonna raise his taxes and take his manhood away.

Obamandingo by SJ@24 July 27, 2009

peanut envy 

Resentment towards a fellow passenger on an airline when they get an extra bag of peanuts from the flight attendant.

Joel felt such peanut envy towards the guy in 22C when he saw the flight attendant slip him an extra bag of nuts.

peanut envy by SJ@24 July 23, 2009

fucksfour 

Capacity or volume. Usually of a bed, hot tub, or RV.

"Dude, your waterbed is huge!"
"I know. It's a fucksfour. Sleeps two, fucks four."

fucksfour by SJ@24 July 22, 2009

addendumb 

A useless, nonsensical, or pointless addition to something. A non sequitor.

Oh. As an addendumb to our discussion about coffee. Did you know that polar bears prefer tea over coffee?

addendumb by SJ@24 July 18, 2009

Ass Squeegee 

Using your finger to wipe your ass after taking a shit.
Usually when there's no toilet paper.

Dude! The bathroom is out of toilet paper. I had to use my Ass Squeegee to clean my butt!

Ass Squeegee by SJ@24 July 17, 2009

cotillion of cocksuckers 

gay dance party

Jeremy and I put on our frilliest outfits to attend the Rainbow Ball. It was a cotillion of cocksuckers!

cotillion of cocksuckers by SJ@24 July 11, 2009