SJ@24's definitions

Obamandingo

Virile American president that scares racist white folk.

Cleetus the hillbilly is afraid Obamandingo is gonna raise his taxes and take his manhood away.

by SJ@24 July 27, 2009

Afterglower

The post coital dirty look a woman gives a man when he's sexually satisfied but she isn't.

Nancy and I made love last night. I basked in the afterglow while she gave me the afterglower.

by SJ@24 August 21, 2009

'Tisn't

'Tisn't - The smooth, hairless seam on the scrotum that divides the testicles from each other.

Southernism.
See: taint.

"Daddy, what's this line on my scrotum?"
"Why, that's where Da Lawd done sewed up yo' nutsack after he inserted yo' balls.
'Tisn't yo' left nut and 'tisn't yo' right."

by SJ@24 July 29, 2009

manscara

The first telltale sign that a guy is wearing makeup.

Whoa! I didn't reatlize that Geoffrey wore makeup until I noticed that he went a little heavy on the manscara this morning.

by SJ@24 September 6, 2009

Billboardom

The result of sitting next to someone with Signility.

I know Mom's in her eighties, but all she did was read the street signs to me as I drove her to the doctor. I think she suffers from signility and it's giving me a case of Billboardom.

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

The Secret Life of Implants

Who knew? Boob jobs can solve crimes. Breast implants have a registration number and can be used to identify crime victims.

The mutilated body of the supermodel was identified by the registration number on her breast implants, thus revealing The Secret Life of Implants.

by SJ@24 September 3, 2009

Signility

When a senior citizen reads all of the signs outloud to the driver of the vehicle.
Leads to a condition in the driver known as Billboardom.

I was driving mother to the doctor's and she insists on reading every sign and billboard to me.
I think she suffers from Signility.

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009