manscara

The first telltale sign that a guy is wearing makeup.

Whoa! I didn't reatlize that Geoffrey wore makeup until I noticed that he went a little heavy on the manscara this morning.

by SJ@24 September 06, 2009

Girl Gallop

When a guy runs like a girl. This can be achieved by holding the elbows to the side and turning the palms up, swinging the arms below the elbows from side to side while running.

Dude! I thought Frank was one of us. Did you see him Girl Gallop over to his car? I'm definitely having second thoughts about whether he's straight or gay.

by SJ@24 August 25, 2009

addendumb

A useless, nonsensical, or pointless addition to something. A non sequitor.

Oh. As an addendumb to our discussion about coffee. Did you know that polar bears prefer tea over coffee?

by SJ@24 July 18, 2009

Drunkin' Donuts

A group of intoxicated women who've arrived at a bar looking for action.

Dude! Check out that pack of Drunkin' Donuts at the door. I bet we could totally score with one of them.

by SJ@24 June 28, 2010

Obamandingo

Virile American president that scares racist white folk.

Cleetus the hillbilly is afraid Obamandingo is gonna raise his taxes and take his manhood away.

by SJ@24 July 27, 2009

Afterglower

The post coital dirty look a woman gives a man when he's sexually satisfied but she isn't.

Nancy and I made love last night. I basked in the afterglow while she gave me the afterglower.

by SJ@24 August 21, 2009

'Tisn't

'Tisn't - The smooth, hairless seam on the scrotum that divides the testicles from each other.

Southernism.
See: taint.

"Daddy, what's this line on my scrotum?"
"Why, that's where Da Lawd done sewed up yo' nutsack after he inserted yo' balls.
'Tisn't yo' left nut and 'tisn't yo' right."

by SJ@24 July 29, 2009