Lushian Accent

1.What everybody has after their third or fourth vodka martini.
2. Slurred speach due to consumption of alcohol.

Dude! Lay off the Smirnoff, I can't understand a thing you say through your thick Lushian Accent.

by SJ@24 July 06, 2010

Frozen Taco

1. A frigid woman.
2. A snootty, superior, uptight woman who thinks she's too good for everyone.

Dang bro'. Your just wastiing your time buying that bitch drinks n' stuff. You ain't never gonna crack that Frozen Taco.

by SJ@24 June 25, 2010

Ass Squeegee

Using your finger to wipe your ass after taking a shit.
Usually when there's no toilet paper.

Dude! The bathroom is out of toilet paper. I had to use my Ass Squeegee to clean my butt!

by SJ@24 July 17, 2009

Signility

When a senior citizen reads all of the signs outloud to the driver of the vehicle.
Leads to a condition in the driver known as Billboardom.

I was driving mother to the doctor's and she insists on reading every sign and billboard to me.
I think she suffers from Signility.

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

Obamandingo

Virile American president that scares racist white folk.

Cleetus the hillbilly is afraid Obamandingo is gonna raise his taxes and take his manhood away.

by SJ@24 July 27, 2009

Moscow flu

1 Flu-like hangover symptoms caused by drinking too much vodka

Oh, man. I've got a headache, I'm sick to my stomach and I spent the whole morning yorking into the toilet. I must have a dose of the Moscow flu from all that vodka last night.

by SJ@24 July 16, 2010

Van Dyke

A type of lesbian.

1. The "in charge" gal who drives the van on all of the lesbian group outings
2. Homosexual woman who drives the mini-van with the "I have two mommies" kid to school

Leslie always drives when our women's group goes anywhere. She must be the Van Dyke.

by SJ@24 September 06, 2009