SJ@24's definitions

Billboardom

The result of sitting next to someone with Signility.

I know Mom's in her eighties, but all she did was read the street signs to me as I drove her to the doctor. I think she suffers from signility and it's giving me a case of Billboardom.

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

Ass Squeegee

Using your finger to wipe your ass after taking a shit.
Usually when there's no toilet paper.

Dude! The bathroom is out of toilet paper. I had to use my Ass Squeegee to clean my butt!

by SJ@24 July 17, 2009

addendumb

A useless, nonsensical, or pointless addition to something. A non sequitor.

Oh. As an addendumb to our discussion about coffee. Did you know that polar bears prefer tea over coffee?

by SJ@24 July 18, 2009

Girl Gallop

When a guy runs like a girl. This can be achieved by holding the elbows to the side and turning the palms up, swinging the arms below the elbows from side to side while running.

Dude! I thought Frank was one of us. Did you see him Girl Gallop over to his car? I'm definitely having second thoughts about whether he's straight or gay.

by SJ@24 August 25, 2009

The Secret Life of Implants

Who knew? Boob jobs can solve crimes. Breast implants have a registration number and can be used to identify crime victims.

The mutilated body of the supermodel was identified by the registration number on her breast implants, thus revealing The Secret Life of Implants.

by SJ@24 September 3, 2009

manscara

The first telltale sign that a guy is wearing makeup.

Whoa! I didn't reatlize that Geoffrey wore makeup until I noticed that he went a little heavy on the manscara this morning.

by SJ@24 September 6, 2009

Van Dyke

A type of lesbian.

1. The "in charge" gal who drives the van on all of the lesbian group outings
2. Homosexual woman who drives the mini-van with the "I have two mommies" kid to school

Leslie always drives when our women's group goes anywhere. She must be the Van Dyke.

by SJ@24 September 6, 2009