(>//w//<)

a blushing face

my only question is why?

someone: *writes (>//w//<)*

everyone else on the planet: why?

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 23, 2022

can a can can a can?

no, a can cannot can a can

some dude: can a can can a can?

some other dude: no a can cannot can a can

some dude: why not

some other dude: a can cant can a can because the can can not do anything else than to can stuff

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 17, 2022

online call of duty

the most toxic place to be in

gaemer1: lets play online call of duty

gmer2: sure
some minutes later
gamer1: i feel like ive gotten radiated thirty times
gamerr2: same

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 10, 2022

countercountermeasure

a very very long word that i have no darn clue what it means

countercountermeasure

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 10, 2022

youre mom

''your mom'' but misspelled

anoying kid: yOurE mOm
normal person: you fucking libtarded ass bitch you didnt even spell it right

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 06, 2022

Hirohiko Araki

Hirohiko Araki is a legend

Hirohiko Araki: i created jojo's bizarre adventure

people who are normal: he is our god, legend and saviour

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 29, 2022

what the fuck is this shit

what i say whenever i open urban dictionary, searches for a normal thing and someone has sexualized the word for no damn reason

me: *searches for something*

urban dictionary: ''lets find the most dirty text and show it''

me: what the fuck is this shit

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 25, 2022